Staring at my lovely balls all day long it comes to me that they're getting bigger and a crimson is spreading down there all around and its incredibly itchy. Moreover it's like they are burning. So I tried to put the two bastards into some melted ice cream as I used to (successfully) but nothing. Then I tried to make my dog lick 'em but it refused. So now I don't know how to heal my two babies. I'd rather avoid doctor because it's kinda embarrassing. Any advice?