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  1. Ronny

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    Staring at my lovely balls all day long it comes to me that they're getting bigger and a crimson is spreading down there all around and its incredibly itchy. Moreover it's like they are burning.
    So I tried to put the two bastards into some melted ice cream as I used to (successfully) but nothing. Then I tried to make my dog lick 'em but it refused. So now I don't know how to heal my two babies.
    I'd rather avoid doctor because it's kinda embarrassing. Any advice?
     
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    I consulted with a friend of mine, nice guy. has a doctorate in frenology.
    anyways. you probably have GRIDS; The cure is simple, rape as many virgins as you can, donate blood and share needles with junkies.
     
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  4. Ronny

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    Virgins don't know shit about my pain, as a matter of fact I ain't no longer capable to please young loli as I used to .
    Problem is that there was this terrific tiramisu (italian sweet) you know.. I used to soak my genitals in it for hours, shaking them and shit and it was healthy... now, being the greedy bastard I am, i can't resist and I swallow the whole sweet in a second, so I don't have anymore a place where I can stick my genitals to quiet the pain
     
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    Hey fucktard, Shitpost Metropolis is <----------------- that way. Go post your shit threads there.

    Also no one gives a shit about your balls. Take yourself to the doctor, or chop 'em off yourself. Done.
     
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    Have you tried dunking the tiramisu in your urethra? they say it helps!
     
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    It's a serious business that we are talking about. So unless you have any solutions to my pain go fuck yourself wanker
     
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    ¿ma che dice?
     
  9. Ronny

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    What a terrific idea! I'm gonna make a tiramisu right now to find out if it'll work. Let's hope
     
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    I know it could seems funny but it's incredibly painful. I won't wish this to anyone except that cocksucer of @Sublime
     
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    You faggot, I gave you advice. Go to the fucking doctor if you're serious. If you don't want to/are too much of a fucking pussy to go, then chop them off since nothing else seems to work.

    Also, I don't have balls, but thanks anyway.
     
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    Yeah, Sublime deserves to have the balls all swollen...well said

    bitch-please--1314457205-2545.
     
  13. Ronny

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    Oh so it's a she.. here why she can't understand my pain