Music you fuck/shlick/fap to..

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  1. Stormtrooper

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    Title obviously related. Everytime I invite a fine bitch over my house, and I know it's on, I greet her wearing:



    and for those alone but horny nights:



    So how about you assholes?
     
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    i need to fuck to this
     
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    Jimi Hendrix.
     
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    Gets me rock hard in seconds.
     
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    Obviously nine inch nails and venetian snares.
     
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    This video and song.



    BEEP? BEEP? BEEP? BEEP!



    "There is much killing to be done." BMM TSSH BMM TSSH BMM TSSH
     
  9. Lloyd

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    Morphine. Their music is good anytime, anywhere, but that saxophone and that slide bass are just pure SEX
     
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    Bob Marley's "Kaya" is the best album to lounge around in bed and fuck to.
    Pre, Post, and during.
    [​IMG]
     
  11. Lloyd

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    RJD2 is also conductive to sexy times

     
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    M83 TEEN ANGST just listen to it
     
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    OK, what music do you listen to when you are getting ready for some Bam-chicka-wa-wa.
    I lost my virginity while Living Dead Girl by Rob Zombie blared at us.
    (we also had 13 or so Marilyn Mansons staring at us, that shit just added to the erotic-ness of the scene)
    And the theme tune for every other hot, sweaty fuckfest? usually some sort of industro-metal or EBM shit.
     
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    do you listen to this when you have sex..
    have you even had sex?
     
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    Oh so you want to dig deep into my personal life huh?
    I don't listen to any music when I fuck my girlfriend.
    Her moans are all the music I want to listen to during sex.
     
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    Honestly, I only put Barry White just to spite you.
     
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    i fucked a chick to Decide.
    managed to pull both thigh muscles but goddamn it was fun.
     
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    current lies in this thread.

    1. Fumo had sex

    2. Fumo has a girlfriend.

    3. Fumo put barry white to spite @$$Trooper

    truths in this thread.

    1. fumo put barry white because he thought thats what people fuck to, despite never even seeing a female naked outside of his computer or trying to sneak peeks at his mother in the shower.
     
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    haha, nice

    I recommend fucking while shroom's comedown sets up, with Morcheeba's Big Clam as background music. Trust me.
     
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    Merged, because you people are dumb.
     
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    Liked so hard.
     
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    While I still think that sexy-sample-wah-wah-guitar-chillout is the best sex music, I have recently had the experience of doing the sexytimes while listening to some EBM/industrial shit.

    It was interesting, that kind of music automatically puts you in "bang that whore" mode, as opposed to "sweet, sweet love" mode that the other kind of music described above puts you in.

     
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    Best song to fuck to:

    TRY IT
     
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    That's the only song to ever give me a boner.
     
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    chris & cosey, maybe some minimal techno, or mnml. Often go without. wonsder what drone would be like.
     
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