Mullet ninja sighting

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  1. skylerconcarne

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    Yes, that ass clown goes to my school. There are 13 buildings so he has lots of places to hide in. Hopefully I can get better pictures when it starts to get a little warmer.
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    He caught me on the last one and I had to get away before he tried the DRAGON TWISTER!
     
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    The fuck is he wearing?
     
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    Some of my fav moves:

    4:06 Sudden Roll-o-death

    4:26 Greater Turbine of Fail

    5:43 Edward's Demise

    Skyler, dude, u'r like the Bear Grylls of paparazzi, u'r really risking your health and sanity there
     
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    Thank you. I do it all for you people. I got moar.
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    He was babbling about catching a new Pokemon.
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    Trying to battle the beast in the black shirt.
     
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    dude... get a lock of his hair and hex it

    he'll no longer play fightan gaems cause his hand will always slip
     
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    Every time he won he would do some mock sword work. I need to at least get a good picture of his hair. It's magnificent.
     
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    GET HIM AWAY FROM STREETFIGHTER

    DON'T LET HIM PICK CHUN LI

    god it would be fuck-ugly
     
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    Was that Street Fighter? I honestly didn't know what they were playing. It seemed like he was using a custom character.
     
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    no i mean, that sword work is the win action of Soul Calibur character. now if he does the same to Chun Li.

    ehehehehehe YATTA
     
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    WIND BREAKER AND KHAKIS CIRCA 1992/ HOME ALONE DAD. STYLE. AKA PEDOVEST,
     
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    he cut his mullet so he has no power you dont need to worry
     
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    He didn't. I saw it I just couldn't get a decent picture of it. He tucks it in to that damn wind breaker.
     
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    I love these guys.. Stuck in their little fantasy world. What they all fail to realise is that outside their moms basement there is a world that’s just like “the lord of the flies”.
    Millions upon millions of mouth breathing sociopath bullies just waiting for them to emerge.

    What we have here is a severe case of “My mom told me the world is a nice and loving place… so I made this video to XXXXXX. Enjoy and let’s all be friends.”

    It is sad rly… that a beautiful young man like that.. with his epic and beautifully executed ninja moves.. (Just look at him! He moves like water! Like a Japanese stream flowing over pure white rocks stained with cherry blossom leaves. This guy makes The Mother look clumsy.) will shoot up your school.. Just because you fail to see how pure and unique he is… Like a snowflake on christmas morning.

    The world, the ladies and the great masters of ninja will miss him.
     
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    At least he exercise, now he only need to stop eating like a pig.
     
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    its too keep his power level low so that his virginty wont be threatened by the evil vagina
     
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    Less than 10 miles from the school there are prostitutes that will literally fuck and suck for a bag of chips.
     
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    Well, he is a ninja, that's the point
     
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    then why the fuck is he still a virgin because if he wasnt he whould have at least tryed to get his shit together
     
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    He obviously has at least some degree of mental retardation. And I'm sure he doesn't know about the chip-whores. Most people don't come to this (my) side of town.
     
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    haha, I must remember that. "U'r only a chip whore"
     
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    I don't think HE'S the ninja, I think the Mullet is the ninja here.
     
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    More like that guy on the left
     
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    Well played, Sir! :D
     
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    Thank you EDF
     
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    Best one yet. You still can't see the mullet but that's still a killer picture.
     
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    I knew people like him when i was in high school, he might be autistic or stuck in his manchild fantasy world where he hasn't reached the maturity to want to fuck a chick, even if it is one who will suck and fuck for chips.
     
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