Muhammad Sex Simulator 2015

Discussion in 'Hall of AEpic' started by gizmo01942, Jan 10, 2015.

  1. Satanicdruggie

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    Have the sand niggers freaked out yet? We need to get this game on TV, then the real fun begins.
     
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    We have to get it here.
     
  3. Praxibetel Ix

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    can't wait for oculus rift compatibility
     
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    I can't wait til you stupid faggots understand MAKE A INTRODUCTION THREAD.
     
  5. gizmo01942

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    Can someone translate this?:


    I don't know what he's saying but his reactions are perfect.
     
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    -What's wrong with people?
    -Who makes such shit?
    -Fuck the goat, Fuck the goat, Fuck the goat, Fuck the goat, Fuck the goat, Fuck the goat, Fuck the goat...
    -Oh god you can even click "Ejaculate"
    -Why?...
    -(Clicking scat play for the first time) That's not what I'm thinking it is, right?... Oh man whyy...
    -Oh boy what the fuck is wrong with people in the world...?
    -(Hearing the pig for the first time) Oh my god these noises... Why, why?
    -Oh yeah cum on me
    -They all have diarrhea
     
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    thank you, you beautiful hippie-jesus look-a-like
     
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    Yes and my facebook is nuked
    I really didn't expect this game to blow the internet like that
    if I die now I will be a ghost on ED
     
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    I guess its time for me to change my adress..
     
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    More aspie kids. How can read code if you can't read simple english telling you to not post before an intro thread.
     
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    Make an intro thread first, shitbandit.
     
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    Just created a EDF account for the first time in my life (Achievement Unlocked: Cherry popped) to BEG that this be made open source, or that at least the source code be made available to software developers like me who want to contribute to it and see that it never goes away.

    My intro thread was posted, I read the rules thread in the wrong order (I read the hard gay chat one first and was not aware of the noobs one, my bad. )
     
  16. Alan-31

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    Fully agree, along with directions on how to make games so others can do it too.

    Browser based games are very important. For graphics like these, this should be playable in a browser for easy access.
    Clicking on a link as opposed to: Downloading, being afraid we get a virus, finding the Exe file, clicking on it, clicking "yes" for the security dialogue.
     
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    lol he takes the rules seriously
     
  18. swordkeeper

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    Well, the two rules from HGC are things that I actually agree with.


    I don't care about browser based games; and honestly they are no more secure than any .exe you would run. run; That is honestly not the point of my request.

    I would love to see the code for this, and not to port it to some browser thing as I just don't see that as possible. I'm sure I could fix bugs, do shit work if needed to help out and its one of the few things I would be OK with doing that for. Big deal for me is I would love to see this more "out there" and I see the single point of distribution of binaries as a single point of failure as even if you keep the binaries mirrored eventually they will need to be updated, etc to stay running, That is just how software works in my experience.

    The scary thing? No response from gizmo01942 in how long? About 10 days? I honestly Hope he is doing well and just getting away from the craziness of it all.
     
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    this is using TGE which if I can still remember is open source. Games like blockland.. once they became retail, they made it closed-source, but the original blockland (when it was good) was open source.

    But it's good to see this thread's still kept alive. We got this game popular in spain, and got it on vice. If we can get it on TV like BTTH of the NRA, then the real shitstorm begins.
     
  20. Fat Dennis

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    You all keep sitting around hoping for people to notice it. Get out and promote it ya lazy niggers. I had one such marketing idea. We promote it over gaems we know are bad gaems and other sjw scrubshit like Rev 60.

    Someone talks about Revolution 60. Scrub, don't play that, play Mohammad Sex Simulator. Superior in EVERY WAY.

    Don't play Dragon Age. Play Mohammad Sex Simulator. Waaay deeper story.

    Hey you like Gone Home, well how about trying Mohammad Sex Simulator!

    We send it to their devs, their followers, and I soon figure at least one of them will freak out and start a big shitstorm. Online muslims are probably used to this shit but sjws are some of the most thin skinned motherfuckers on the entire internet. And they got enough outraeg and enough numbers to go around. Go to twitter, maybe start some hashtags and shit. Then maybe start a facebook page. Get on tumblr. Get on reddit. All the faggots and teenage girls can't help but get talking about shit once it's out in the open.

    I mean this game deserves better than a fucking Vice article. Come on.
     
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    You will get a lot of good reviews from betafags for sure..
     
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    I am sure being a huge cocksucker on the internet is an intensely rewarding activity so please by all means try to keep it up for the rest of your natural lives.
     
  24. Satanicdruggie

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    Good advice, but he can trust some people out there, then again he does have their dox too.. :(
     
  25. swordkeeper

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    Well you would know ;)
     
  26. Harpoons

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    What an inane, generic comeback. I would say I'm sure you can do better but it's really not looking that way.
     
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    your translations are rough and inaccurate
     
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    Nice intro thread, you stupid fucking faggot.

    Kill yourself.
     
  30. gizmo01942

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    Actually I just bought the Star Wars Humble Bundle.

    Anyway, I sent @swordkeeper a response to his PM about open-source. This version of the enigne is proprietary, always has been. However a newer version of the engine has been open-sourced, and even supports browser-based deployment: https://github.com/GarageGames/Torque3D
    The reason I didn't use this is it's heavy, only running on my one god-tier computer and none of the home/office machines I typically develop for. However if you want to, anyone can try to port my script-base to this new engine and see if it works. It probably won't right away, but it shouldn't take too much tweaking to make it compatible.