Muhammad Sex Simulator 2015

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  1. MindTrip

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    I don't care to be accepted by the welcoming committee.
     
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    Yell allah akbar all you want, it won't save you from Assads new donkey kong inspired weapons
     
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    Will she do it for free?

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    srsly... i don't get why people don't love sluts
    why the hell would anybody wanna fuck some prude who has no idea what she's doing when you can take a broad who does not feel disgusted by putting your dick in her mouth to suck the cum out after it just got pulled out of her ass?
    what do these people have against fun!?
     
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    So you have fun trolling people because they don't believe in fairy tales? gotcha. What did Santa bring you for Christmas?
     
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    That's why.
     
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    nobody asked for your sister's nudes
     
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    I dunno I'm kinda liking his sister. Which fairy tale is that I forget as I've had to many beers?

    Will she get on her knees and pray (with a mouthful mind you) to my risen Jesus (my cocks name, because it likes to rise from the dead)?
     
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    Obviously.
     
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    Good then, I'll take two, preferably twins.
     
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    Sluts are a lot like Santa Claus... because they often carry things like Gonorrhea... the gift that keeps on giving! :D
     
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    I like the real sluts.. The ones who bring you mushrooms during Winter Solstice. After a few caps I could care less if they were gone or reawhatever.
     
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    ohhhh now this thread is about slut acceptance? :D
     
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    Oh, that's silly. Everyone knows that gizmo is Daniel Brandt from Texas. We just need to make sure his identity doesn't get out to any angry Muslims.
     
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    What song is used in the trailer?
     
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    Can we delete off-topic useless posts in this important and highly viewed thread?
     
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    NO. FUCK OFF FAGGOT.
     
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    page 38 to 46 and all i did was play CSGO for a while
     
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    The exact same thing I did while the pages bred.
    What's your steam :rolleyes:
     
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    Muhammad practiced non-violence while he was living in Mecca. When he fled to Medina and continued to be persucted, that is when Islam became violent. This violence is generally remembered, though plenty of Muslims choose to flee at the sign of persecution like Muhammad originally did.

    All organized religions are violent, they just have different thresholds where normally non-violent people become violent or support those who are. All religions are like this, Islam just has a much lower threshold.

    @Hitmonchan, Islam = Judaism 2.0. Histographically, its apparent that Islam borrows more from Judaism than Christianity (in terms of passages lightly plagiarized)
     
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    Only main differences are that Islam only beholds one prophet, which is Muhammad.

    Oddly enough they actually make reference to Christ not as a being but as a judgemental force, unless I'm wrong.

    But yeah, Islam is just a clone of Judaism but with more swords.

    Nothing. The fat bastard got drunk and fell off the balcony from the 5th floor on the Mall and died there.
     
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    Santa :( y u die?
     
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