Muhammad Sex Simulator 2015

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    no, he still exists... like that stain you thought you got out on that shirt, but when the black light hits it you know you were wrong

    the tom preston thread tag bubble is fuckhuge... go look, or don't... whatever
     
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    @[user]boltman[/user]'s behavior here kinda reminds of what happened to Chef from South Park. The guy who voiced him was a-okay with being on a show which insulted gays, Christians, Mormons, and Jews on a regular basis, and his own character was a major womanizer.

    But when the creators of the show made an episode satirizing Scientology, which happened to be his religion, all of a sudden the show went too far, and the guy quit as Chef. And then they killed his character off, and then he died irl a little while after.
     
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    For shadowing
     
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    Your grammar hurts me.
     
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    *foreshadowing
     
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    *foreskinning
     
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    And to @[user]boltman[/user] himself, sorry to hear you were so offended by this game. There's only one way we can make it right.

    Please click here and follow the instructions at the top of the page. Get well soon!
     
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    Was, I don't know who did the cleaning.
     
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    He's getting ready to suicide-bomb Joseph Evers's house
     
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    Actually, Isaac Hayes was recovering from a stroke when his agent quit for him, probably without his actual consent.

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    Hamburger Helper is fucking awesome.
     
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    A stroke induced by the insulting of his almighty lord Xenu

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    I eat the Hamburger Helper Deluxe flavors because they're made for those of us in a higher social class.

    I bet yours doesn't even require milk. They know you're too poor to afford it.
     
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    Wanna hug?
     
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    I'll let you give me a mouth hug ;)
     
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    But hypocrisy tastes so much better
     
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    Stop poor-shaming us cislord! You and your bourgeois hamburger helper can go rot for all I care! :mad:
     
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    Ok
     
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    Stop it, you'll offend @boltman again. He can't afford food because his dad picked up a rifle instead a of plow.
     
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    Enjoy your diabetes and aids.
     
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    Thanks!
     
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    Why not just film him when he fucks animals? I doubt he is able to fuck any humans.
     
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    This thread is about Hamburger Helper. Please stay on topic.
     
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    hamburger helper four cheese lasagna for life
     
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    It was one time and she wanted it. Giving me actual puppy dog eyes...
     
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    You know what privilege is, you fat bald fuck? It is to have Hamburger Helper. We don't have him in Denmark. Please donate to my patreon.
     
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    Actually it's about ethics in sex simulators.
     
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    @[user]boltman[/user] needs to be an unlockable character in the sequel