Mr. Hands 2: Electric Boogaloo

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  1. Sublime

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    Lol, desperate and furry. I'd comment that he was a spic, but this was right next to McAllen, the asshole of Texas, also the spic capital of America. So that's a given.

    Also, I know Mr. Hands was getting fucked by horses while this guy fucks them himself, but it's close enough.

    Sauce
     
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    No I am pretty sure Mr Hands was just fucking the horse., also he died from it. There is a documentary about Mr Hands called zoo. I downloaded it like a year ago but never got around to watching it and deleted it while clearing up hard drive space one day, but I still want to see it.
     
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    Wow, did not know he had a documentary made of him. Sounds lulzy, I'll have to watch it sometime. Also that imdb board is full of butthurt. I always lol when someone says the horse got raped.
     
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    Haven't they ever heard of "Your Resistance only makes my penis HARDER" You don't rape the stallion the stallion rapes you.
     
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    I know, that's why I laugh when someone says, 'oh noez, that poor horse got raped'. Lol.
     
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    They just cannot and refuse to see Animal and Human sex as anything other than "Abuse!" and "the person raped the animal!" it's like, chill the fuck out, Bestiality is Best Bestiality it's been around since like always, it's lulzy and not a good idea.
    but it is by no means unnatural. just a bad idea and extremely lulzy, especially when the large intestine ruptures and the body cavity becomes saturated with horse cum.

    How are you supposed to fuck a horse anyway? how would that work? wouldn't.... wouldn't you like.. need a stool to stand on so you can stick your dick inside easily?
    and what if the horse accidentally knocks or kicks the stool over from the orgasm what then? broken neck? bent dick?
    seems pretty impractical.
    Probably be better of fucking Ponies, oh wait NOPE, Bronies want to fuck Ponies and it would mean you are a Furry and furfaggots are cancer.
     
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    Lololol

    The guy in the article I posted ties up the mares and then has sex with them. I guess he lays them on the ground too, it doesn't exactly say.
     
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    lol the boards are really funny
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0874423/board/thread/82158284?d=85067883&p=1#85067883

    You heard it here first folks, even though they "get into dogs and horses in a sexual way a lot more than most people think", women cannot sexually abuse animals, only men.
     
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    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0874423/board/thread/82158284?d=87710948&p=2#87710948

    LOL
     
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    Well, if the dog gets a stiffy, I'm sure he's into it.
     
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    he was probably definitely a brony
     
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    Part 2's on there, too.
     
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    I don't why the hell bestiality is illegal. I'm ok if some people are into that shit, it's not like it's harming anyone.
     
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    And you doubt his faggotry because he wears glasses?
    Fuck you guys.

    Idiot, animals don't do it for pleasure, they do it for only two reasons.

    Domination or survival.

    If a dog gets a stiffy because of you then it's because it's trying to dominate you and show who the owner REALLY is around here.
     
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    sounds like the opposite of @Dildo Baggins given that baggins hates ponies and is straight.
     
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    Why the fuck are you looking up guys fucking horses anyway? Don't you already have your guro manga? Are you into that kind of shit too you sick fuck?
     
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    Yeah man, it's not like the human penis can damage a dogs anus or anything

    One bark means yes
     
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    Is harming the animal dumbass >:C

    Is thanks to niggers and bestiality that exist AIDS.
     
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    In his mindset, if it's not a person, then it's not harming 'anyone'.
     
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    Oh EDF2... what will I do with you guys.

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    I don't think Africans fucked those apes. Thanks to the expansion of religion, They would think twice to fucked those animals. I think they hunt them down for bushmeat.


    I was implying both the animal and the person but thanks for defending me. I thing i don't get is why the hell are we humans removing ourselves from nature when we and our manufactured products are part of it.
     
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    Humans are not animals.
    How can you be so low as to compare us to animals?
    We have evolved into something more, we are no longer our past primitive ancestors.
     
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    admiot it.
     
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    i wnt fabulos, tht is my simlpe request, i need fubulos, biger and beter and bestt
     
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    Yes we have evolved with having a conscience and reason but, we are still part of nature.
     
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    How about: I was bored at work earlier today, so I started looking at the news on my computer. Since I live in Texas, this showed up on my local newspaper's website (although I don't live in that area). I thought it was lulzy so I posted it, and Zaiger approved it. I'm sorry I offended your delicate sense of decorum....oh wait I'm not sorry at all. Fucking faggot.

    Everyone wants you to leave, so how about you do that?
     
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    shut up you're straight.