Mouse In Mountain Dew Would Turn Into 'Jelly Like' Goo, Pepsi Says

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  1. Trixie

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    Video in the link:
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/03/mountain-dew-dissolves-mice_n_1180994.html?ref=weird-news
     
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    Brominated vegetable oil is SO bad for you. I use to drink a 12 pack of Mt Dew every other day before I started reading on brominated vegetable oil. People have turned orange from drinking it, along with other things. I rarely drink soda at all now.
     
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    Obvious Pepsi will win this.
     
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    Lol I love how you guys suck on the teat of paranoia mongering news.

    Everything just HAS to be bad for you if its produced by a BIG BAD CORPORATION.

    You're all fucking morons.
     
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    I've never had Mountain Dew. What does it taste like?
     
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    I hate Mountain Dew. This just ensures that I will never drink that shit.
     
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    If you drink 3 cans of sprite and drink the proceeding piss. It taste better than mountain dew.
     
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    I'm drinking Mountain Dew as I type this. Go ahead and drink soy milk or tea like the tree hugging cowards that you are.
     
  10. I_Cant

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    gotta love PepsiCo, someone sued them over a molehill, and they replaced it with a mountain.
     
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    In addition, it is not true. I have had a mouse soaking in Mt. Dew since this was posted, and all that has happened is nothing.
     
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    I reckon it would take more than 24 hours even if it does work. try a week and see what happens
     
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    I suspect time will show no more effect than if it had been soaking in water, but I will let you know.
     
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    It also reduces people to jelly like goo.
    Well reduce isn't the right word. Expand is the word I'm looking for.
    The only thing it reduces is life expectancy and chances of getting laid.
     
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    Its a good thing I never drink that shit.
     
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    Well, I'll stick to Tea and Dr.Pepper.
     
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    All I'm getting is "Use our product to dispose of all those pesky corpses in your garage!"
     
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    so what if the mouse turned into a "jelly like substance"
    it still should not be there.
    So fuck pepsi, i will only drink Bundaberg Kirks and Schweppes and the occasional coca cola.
     
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    who the hell is stupid enough to send the evidence of contamination TO the company that makes said food or beverage, you know they will destroy it to cover their asses.
     
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    I fucking love Dew, and prefer the sugar-free and Code Red versions over regular. Do I give a fuck about its capabilities (or my health)? I give as much of a fuck about it as Obama has a chance of being re-elected.
     
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    meaning you do give a fuck about it
     
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    Fucking libtard.
     
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    I just don't see many Republican candidates that can beat him in the general election.
     
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    I respect and honor your opinion, but I personally don't think he has a snowball's chance in hell of winning a second term, hence me equating the fact that I have zero regard for my health or what I put into my body with the election...
     
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    It depends if old media still has a crush on him or not. They still seem to.
     
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    it's the republican congress that refuses to let anything pass that's being a problem.
    that and the democrats are too pussy to be assertive.
     
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    It doesn't have to be, after all Chiquita co. makes fruit and they are a huge corporation, and everybody knows fruit are good for you. But stuff that tastes and has a color like Mt. Dew just can't be good for you. I mean, look at that shit. They don't even pretend like it's anything other than diabetes in a can.