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Discussion in 'News' started by Ronny, Jan 29, 2013.
I'm russian so my mom did that too.
Every time there was a holiday they would give me vodka and everyone around the table would stare at me as I drink it to see if I recoil.
The "first" time I actually drank voka I was like: "Hmmm... where do I know this taste from?... WAIT A MINUTE!"
niggers did it already
Are you a Russian Jew? Not trolling or anything, I've met quite a few.
She was 15 when she had her kid....
Then again, I remember Italian villagers gave their children some sip of wine after some meal...
A sip of wine or liquor to get your ass to stop whining is not the same thing as getting shitfaced with your mom at a bar when you're still a kid. It's much cooler.
Allow me to take a shot at this one. *Sits down in psychologist armchair and steeples fingers*
Got pregnant at an early age with little to no education and a working-class background. The father was not in the picture either by design: either his or yours. You just really wanted a child because you believed they are bundles of unconditional love and respect. Aside from the flat-out stupidity of the idea, those are supposed innate qualities of a spouse/partner, not a child. This is due to the fact that you most likely had an unhealthy relationship with your own mother wherein you never developed healthy feelings of independence, typically begun during weaning.
In a similar manner, you set off to create this perverse spousal-bond in your own daughter. Along with possibly failing to wean her physically in a correct method, you managed to wean her onto a different substance you felt would create a heavier bond. Now you have a miniature version of yourself, your very own doll that you no doubt retained a desire to play with since in you never had a childhood of your own due to your mother's meddling.
And now you win the prize: you get to enjoy a younger (slightly) less fat (slightly) more attractive version of yourself enacting the same failures in life in an infinite reduction of white-trash stupidity.
My immediate prescription is execution and purging of the family line up to and including all living members.
*exits room to go drink scotch*
They are both ugly whores with piercings in their eyebrows (I seen a Mexican man with those). I hope they both drink themselves into a stupor and puke back and forth. Also, I bet that she drank so much alcohol, the bars appeared in her eyebrows from a piercing operation while they were scissoring each other.
Ship em off to Australia
So have I. Once they taught me a joke: One Jew asks another "Why do Jews always answer with a question?" to which his friend replied "Why?"
edit: one more: Two jews three opinions, @oddguy
Please don't... There are enough of those sorts here already. ;_;
Those are classics <3
I was right about the teenage pregnancy and apparently the divorce. The husband is such a beta. He watches the two sons while his hambeast of an ex wife goes out with her "genetically engineered" drinking buddy.
1. Social norming. Her friends are likely as fucked up as she is.
2. She doesn't have any friends. That's why she needed to spoon-feed sherry to a toddler and wait 18 years.
BFD. In Odessa, TX there is a family of great-grandma, 46, grandma, 30, mother, 15, and daughter, 2.
We are super proud.
The daughter looks like she has Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. Her mother is a cunt.
Ugh, a ginger.
Makes me wonder if over-consumption of alcohol in utero leads to that dreaded disease.
It says the father is a landscaper. And the daughter has read hair. I'm thinking the father is a pikey.
Her beard is not nearly as nice as yours.