mother foils twishite shooting plot

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  1. Moscow

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    It's not just about football

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    sauce: http://news.sky.com/story/1012613/twilight-shooting-plot-foiled-in-missouri
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  2. Baya Rae 4900

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    Instead of outlawing guns, can we outlaw mental illness? I mean that's how laws work, right? We outlaw and they just disappear from existence.
     
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    Homicidal sperger or not, there is no excuse for such unimaginative, blasé mediocrity. James Holmes already pulled this shit, did this guy honestly think anyone was going to be impressed by his cheap imitation? Should have just turned a gun on himself and saved his mother the hassle of reporting him to the police.
     
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    You know I do approve of shooting the shit out of twilight breaking dawn part 2. You wouldn't kill anyone who didn't deserve a good killing.
     
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    Indiscriminate killing should be an art form. If you can't do it with class and a certain aesthetic panache (be its beauty in its abject pointlessness or perhaps in its nuanced intricacy) , you just shouldn't bother, or better yet you should kill yourself.
     
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    liberals approve of metro vampires.
     
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    what a stupid bitch.


    [the mom i mean]
     
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    hkh contributes to the brady campaign and is an active pro-israel lobbyist.
     
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    It is such a fucking shame that this didn't happen.
     
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    A missed chance to blame the massacre on whatever Twilight was about.
     
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    Twilight fags will always exist, even when twilight isn't a thing anymore. They're just another variation on pop culture/scene/emo fags. Cut off one head of the hydra and another grows back. Fags will be fags.
     
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    All twilight does is create vulnerable girls who are ripe for the rough sex
     
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    Obviously.
     
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    Daddy ræpe does a better job... Always has, always will.
     
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    Those noble men deserve recognition for their selfless work.
     
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    Today we salute you. Mr. DAUGHTER DIDDLING DADDY

    Taking what is rightfully yours , you're living the real American dream
    Teaching discipline and turning young women into ladys (of the streets)... Naked.

    Sure there's danger, bracer cuts, nosy teachers and the party van.

    Your keen instincts tells you the only way to provide your little one a good future is Deep, hard quality control. And if that doesn't work, who cares?

    So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Daddy. 'Cause we all know, when the going gets tough, the tough get dat ass.