Most obvious/sketchy places you've ever smoked

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  1. Helix

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    by smoked, I mean weed, and not other drugs unless you have a really good story. I've gotta say that the most ridiculous place I have ever smoked is either in the public bathroom of a laser light show dome, or in my school's band room during an assembly; we improvised a sploof out of a plastic tube, tissues, and mouthpiece cleaner for brass instruments. I'm sure at least one of you can top that.
     
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  2. madh8r

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    Smoked in a police wagon at British Invasion 06. They ran out of zipties and ended up having to let our wagon go after 9 hours. There was about 30 people in a wagon that's supposed to sit maybe 8, all we could do is stand around and smoke.

    Check me out at 33 seconds

     
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    WHne I worked ata Round Table Pizza in a little stripmall my mates and I used to smoke outside the back door. Their was a Police Annex next door.
    You withe the ahaxk?


    Also smokes outside the hospital where a gentleman I used to chauffeur for was beeing seen.
     
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    lol, I can't beat that, but I have been on shrooms in the chief of police's house.
     
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    Smoked up in the dark room in my school's Photo lab . Stood up on the table ,and smoked next to a vent . Then sprayed the area with all purpose cleaner to hide the smell. The teacher never cough on because we came into class stoned every day . The one time we didnt he thought we were on speed.LOL
     
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    Did coke in the hallway of some random residential building and my friend took a shit under the community mailbox.
     
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    I snorted lines of Ritalin in my history class in high school. My BFF did cocaine right before presenting his senior project. I once smoked weed at a house when the cops were looking for someone who was with us while the police were next door. It was also my first time doing shrooms and I was barely able to see.
     
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    Tobacco cigarettes sprinkled with PCP or roll-up tobacco cigs with jimsonweed added, in the playground of a school for kids with assburgers, after dark, then having fun on the playground while hallucinating.
     
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    My freshman year in high school on 4.20 in shop class we all blazed. The shop room was so disconnected from the rest of the school we all got away with it. And by we all blazed I mean even the substitute teacher.
    mrfarmer.
    That guy was the sub. He used to be in a band with Ted Nugent or something.
     
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    Smoked a bowl on the bench in front of the police station waiting for my friend to get released after we bailed him out.
     
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    Lol, and we all wonder how the cops catch on. The funny thing is, the only time the cops caught me with weed was when I was in my goddamn car.
     
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    I have never smoked weed.
     
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    That must be some sort of compliment from you. Well thanks.
     
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    On a bench in the park. Chillin' on the riverfront promenade. Right in front of clubs. On the terrace of a café in the market square. At a tram stop. On a platform in the station (in the smokers' area, like a good German!).

    The café owners did not like it and threw out my friends and me. But other than that, anybody has yet to give a shit about people smoking pot practically wherever in my hometown. People are generally pretty liberal-minded and the police is way underfunded anyway, there's simply so little cops that they can't afford to spend time on minor stuff like people hazing.
     
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    1º In front of a fucking army of riot police, while seated with a friend on the roof of a moving car, in the middle of Madrid, amidst a crowd of crazied futbol fans

    2º Among the remains of a lot of just profanated (by us) tombs in a big cemetery. That one even made in the news.

    3º In a corner of a big TV studio, on a live TV show, full of police and bodyguards backstage because it was there a bussines mogul to do an interview

    These are the top three that I can remember right now
     
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    smoking in china is sketchy as fuck but the great thing is most people can't recognize the smell so you can be obvious then once you're high you're freaking out like "FUCK I AM IN THE MOVIE BLADE RUNNER WHAT'S GOING ON"
     
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    another obvious place I smoked was in a buddhist temple in japan (my jap friends and I were on acid so we thought it'd be a good idea) but that was pretty chill since the monks were chanting their morning prayers
     
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    we would smoke joints in the waffle house and i would walk to the gas station to get drinks at 3am and just walk in with a blunt hanging out of my mouth and if they asked if it was pot id say no and then just walk out.

    i dont give a fuck. at all. the thing is i never do that if i have more than im willing to eat before a cop can show up.
     
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    My housemate is still extremely paranoid of smoking when there are other people around (including non-cops), despite my rigorous weed training over the past year... so I haven't gotten up to much mischief lately.

    I really miss my old job; we made our own bread, so if I got sick of customers, I could just toke in back and exhale into the interior of the oven, with the blower turned up.
    But I must say, rippin' the one-hitter between rounds when I was judging a high school quiz bowl competition may have been my most gratifying near-public smoking experience.
     
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    At a festival while tripping hanging out with the most obvious undercover cops ever. Thankfully another person we were smoking with was one of the people distributing drugz to everyone at the campsite, it was the last day, and we left the second we stopped tripping and realized how stupid we were so we avoided the massive bust that happened soon after we left.
     
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    As I am not a retard,I've never smoked anywhere in public
     
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    I've rolled and smoked a blunt in a car parked in an alleyway, behind a hole in the wall bar, downtown where basically cops breed and swarm.

    And also behind a Wafflehouse at like 3 in the morning lol.
     
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