most "normal" user

Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by Ronny, Apr 9, 2013.

  1. Ronny

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    Sooooo today I completed my exams session and I won't have to study all day for a longgggg period of time. Since I don't have anything better to do I made up my mind to determine who is the most "normal" user we have in here (like the one I'd pick up if I had to choose who's gonna bring my children to school), and the results I found are kinda peculiar to say the least, so here they are:

    @minty: at a first glance seems ok but she has this thing for brutal fisting and fucking men with huge dildos...

    @Sugar Bombs: I saw her and her "outfits" on tinychat, nothing more to add.

    @scumhook: really? really?

    @SomeIdiot: if I wanted to get my children raeped I'd give them to him.

    @oddguy: jews gonna jew.

    @CallMeMaggot: too much drugs, they make him unreliable. Same thing goes for flu.

    @Solution: he's been a soldier.. of course he ain't normal.

    @MrGask: doesn't add up.

    @DieInAFire: ain't nobody got time fo dat. lol

    @HeliosOne: he'd sell the children as soldiers to los zetas to save his doomed ass.

    @Kibou: my hypothetical children should bring him to school.

    @Dr. Rice: he'd use their pure blood for some unsuccessful magic shit.

    My results clearly show that I am the only normal person in here.
     
  2. uberfukken

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    lol not even on the list

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  3. Ronny

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    Actually while i was doing this list you came to my mind and you did seem sorta normal. Anyhow you're not up there 'cause i know you are not normal, i just haven't found something about you yet
     
  4. Harpoons

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    None of those people should be on that list.
     
  5. oddguy

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    Out of all retarded circlejerk threads, yours has got to be the most boring one.
     
  6. Ronny

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    you were too obvious
     
  7. Ronny

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    I know, i can't compete with your pools and your shit threads soz
     
  8. blackguy

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    delete and ban !
     
  9. HeliosOne

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    you with kids is as scary as a scorpion with wings
     
  10. Khanzer

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    Geez you are in the list, stop being so ungrateful :(
     
  11. Baya Rae 4900

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    lol not even on the list

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  12. Ronny

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    i don't know enough about you
     
  13. Baya Rae 4900

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    Then you haven't been paying attention.
     
  14. Ronny

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    nope.

    i've been not caring.
     
  15. Baya Rae 4900

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    It must be due to your addiction to 7 Up.
     
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  16. oddguy

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    I don't want to be on this pedophiles list of anything.
     
  17. Aroukar

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    Not on the list. I am obscure.
     
  18. Ronny

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    I'd add you but oddguy don't want us to play anymore
     
  19. minty

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    BACK TO THE SALISBURY!!!
     
  21. Baya Rae 4900

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  23. kibou

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    Look at this ageism.

    None of you ever believed me before when I said I was oppressed.

    And now you all look foolish!
     
  24. scumhook

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    @uberfukken has an alternate personality that sends stalker letters to himself.

    He's clearly well fucked up.
     
  25. Solution

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    Seeing as I will be looking for a new job in a few months anyway, I will take you up on your offer.
    Make sure you have a room ready I will be there in september.
    Look, I know it seems soon since you don't have any dismounts yet but trust me it's for the best.
    When I arrive we'll begin by disciplining your testicals (Just me yalling at them till they stop retreating into your stomach out of fear), then when you do get some lucky rape victim knocked up I will provide the same service prenatal (Don't worry if it will put me out, it's been a life dream of mine to shout at a pregnant woman's mistake box for 9 months!).
    This way lil' ronny will ooze out of his whore mother with an incredible leg up, in fact more legs up than a messyjessie clone army.

    Well anywho, you get ready and know ya made the right choice.....
    I feel like a tranny Marry Poppins!
     
  26. CallMeMaggot

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    First...reliable for what?

    My only thing that can behave erratically due to drugs consumption is my erection. Don't worry Ronny, I always can use the broom, I will not let you donwn, never gonna run around and desert you.

    Second...I have been taking all kinds of drugs for more than 25 years, and I'm not addicted and never have been to any of them, except tobacco...I'd say that my use of recreational chemicals has been pretty controled and sensible, please don't compare me to a junkie, no hard feelings Flu mate :)
     
  27. Sugar Bombs

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    You are obviously jealous of my Pikachu mask, I feel sorry for you. :(
     
  28. MrGask

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    I don't know what this means, so it must be true.
     
  29. Bottom Feeder

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    I pretty much agree with what you said about me on the popularity list.
     
  30. Maysam

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    Not on the list and no wonder why.

    I'd say im totally normal. But when I was on tinychat, @minty said that I was very creepy and told me not to kill a hobo when I left.

    So, I guess my prerequisites for the job aren't that good after all...