Most hated places in Australia and why.

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  1. ExplosiveDiareah

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    So all my fellow Austrafag Ediots, what is the worst place in Australia to you? and why do you name it so?
    name as many as you like and why you hate them.
    We shall see what the worst city or town is.

    @The Member Formerly Known As Baya Rae 4900 @scumhook @$$Trooper
    I don't know anymore Mozzies, so if i forgot, tag them.

    I'll start.

    The Capital
    Sydney, Sydney is a metropolitan hole, it is jam packed with nothing but Asians and other oversea's filth tourists, it's well known for the Opera House (which nobody uses apparently it's just for show, because Opera is GAY) and the Bridge, which like the San Francisco bridge is a pansy ass anodized steel centershitpiece, and has none of the magnificence of the Bridge's of England.

    Sydney is heavily polluted, if you walk around the business district in the heart of it, your clothes will stink of the soot and fumes AFTER you leave that fucking hole.
    Fuck Sydney.
     
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    Isnt @Tom from there as well ?
     
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    Fuck Koala Island.
     
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    I thought Sydney was the only redeeming part of Australia. Oh well. I read the book On The Beach, Australia is alright.
    (if you haven't read that, read it. nuclear apocalypse, pretty detailed)
     
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    Australia is worthless.

    Also fuck you, nothing wrong with Opera.
     
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    Oh Gawd, I REALLY HOPE NOT.

    @Magnum what the fuck is Koala Island?
     
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    I want particular places.

    I saw that movie, it's an Australian Classic there's also The Fortress.
    Both are based on books of the same name apparently.
    the latter movie is not to be confused with the yank movie that is entirely different and shares the same name.

    If Fukashima melted down people were worried that On the Beach would become reality, but according to this Map by the Australian Nuclear commission it would have gone across the pacific and dispersed over America, which is Allright.
     
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    No, im not from Australia.
     
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    Darwin. It's full of Yanks.
     
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    Koala Island is Australia. :D
     
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    You'd still love to live here it's a nice place.

    @Tom Thank Gawd.
     
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    I was being sarcastic about AU being bad. And in the event of the US going theocratic, I will probably move down there, buy me a big old trashed-out Holden Statesman and live a good life.
     
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    I'll probably move to Russia so I can enjoy good 'ol corruption in the case of the United States becoming a socialized shit hole.
     
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    All of it.
     
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    In other words, you don't know anything about Australia outside of the Simpsons episode, if you knew anything you would be able to provide a valid answer.
     
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    Because I'm a RAAF brat I've seen more of Australia than i care to.

    DAWWAHWYN (Darwin as pronounced by the locals.)
    full of Asians, Occasionally has American marines, Abos are ambulatory and aggressive.
    Go clubbing if you enjoy paying 10 dollars for a beer and being kicked in the head.

    Katherine!
    Full of Asians, has only just got a McDonalds (so no more driving for three hours for a McShit from Darwin) There are no jobs in Katherine.
    Katherine is whats called a "Dry Town" so that means Abos can still get drunk on metho and Khava but you can't by Pure Blond Lite.
    Abos are drunk and loud.

    Sydney ( Or China in a few generations)
    PREDOMINANTLY Asian and Lebanese but white people are rare.
    Lebbos will murder you, Bikies will murder you, Asian gangbangers will murder you.
    very filthy in more ways than you care to think about.
    Saw my first Junkie there (he was trying to scab money from a mother with two children)

    Ipswich (Bogan central)
    Full of bogans and hicks, almost like Alabama but without quite so many trailer parks.
    If you decided to spend the night anywhere in Ipswich you will be serenaded to sleep by the sounds of domestic violence.
    Abos are gone, replaced by Goths.

    The Rest of Queensland (The last white hope.)
    Full of old white Christians who eye the Sudanese minority with suspicion.
    most common topic of conversation is "OH GOD THE NIGGERS!"
    Made my extended family happy when i told them i wouldn't ever marry a non-white.
    Abos; Nope.

    A.C.T (OH GOD DADDY THE SPIDERS!)
    You will be murdered by spiders.
    Holy fuck I've never seen so many in such a small place
    Abos; murdered by spiders.

     
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    @$$Trooper such an awesome post.. where to start.

    Lebbo's and Sudanese need to routinely lynched and hanged by skinheads and KKK, yeah Australia has it's own Neo Nazi's and all that shit, but they should do something more productive for a change and clean up cities and towns of these no piece of shit foreign criminal gangs, thanks to PC they don't get the maximum penalty that white gangs of equal criminality face, it's bullshit, so it should happen if nothing else but for the lulz it creates.

    Spiders are better than ALL the human shit Australia holds, But i thought the ACT was more snakes than spiders. and what about ladders? snakes spiders and ladders.
    and then you climb the ladder only to find a FUCKING SPIDER HAS SPUN A WEB BETWEEN THE NEXT TWO RUNGS, so you get out a shotgun and shoot it, ALIEN 4 STYLE, then you have to ask yourself what a Spider was doing on a spaceship.

    Ipswich is full of Bogans, uhh what about Logan Loganlea Springwood Toowoomba and Beenleigh? North Brisbane is best brisbane, Best Queensland is Fern Gully, i want to live there.
     
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    Oh and you're RAAF? not RIIF But RAAF? that is good, i like Airforce.
    Been many a while since i seen a dump n burn.
     
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    You know, i've been to Logan and Toowoomba but i can't remember a fucking thing about them.
    they were probably awful.

    BTW, I live in Ipswich at the moment.
    I watched a Sober bogan (rare i know) start a fight with a vending machine.
    Fuck i hate bogans.
     
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    RAAF brat but i'm trying to get into the RAAF so i can be a drunken mooch in charge of safeguarding Australias waters from the evils of BOATPEOPLE and asians.
     
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    Those places are always full of those disgusting scrawny freckle faced dirty blond straw headed faggots who allways ALLWAYS wear this shitty NY or BLING BLING baseball cap that has NEVER BEEN WASHED and it shows.. and their hair is disgusting, they don't seem to know what a barber is or a buzz cutter, it's stuck in this permanent helmet hair style where it sticks out all around the sides, I want to smash the shit out of those fuckers and pick one of them up and use him as a club to swing around smashing over the rest.
    They spend most of their time loitering littering, being obnoxious trying to pick fights, being useless street boganlings and terrorizing old people, that is their favorite past time.
    They also get a slap on the wrist by police very often, unfortunately the Police cannot charge them with anything till they turn 18.

    others are wannabe goths take your pick.

    Oh and unfortunately since i am over 18 now i cannot get away with physical violence as easily, looking back i should have taken advantage of those super lax youth violence laws and just smashed up any upstarts.
    The only punishment you get is suspension so that's sweet.

    Bogans fighting a vending machine? whatever happened to the Bogans who were just fair dinkum tinny drinkers who worked hard during the day and watched footy in the late afternoon?

    Wish i could do something that useful for the country.
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    N.S.W (New South Wales or Pedophile Enclave)
    Not many Asians, Fuckloads of sex offenders in the Junee Private Prison.
    Abos; usually in the J.P.P
     
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    yeah, i remember them, a few steps below Bogan, they are almost abos.
    Gettin drunk off Pure Blond Cider and fucking their sisters.

    Nothin' wrong with mallgoths, they think they are hard motherfuckers until you show them the slightest amount of attention.
    Then you can get to turning them into real people/Sex slaves.

    whats stopping you?
    You are in Australia, murder charges are slaps on the wrist.

    They became the stereotypical Australian.
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    Like i said, those kids i described are filthy pseudo humans.


    So those chicks who go heavy on the makeup and have moderate piercings and tattoo's are an easy lay?
    hmm, that explains why it was so easy to get a hook up with that somewhat punk goth i talked to, then it transpired she was a coalburner and did weed, so that was a dead on pass.
    If you're that desperate for a fuck you'd take that, then something is definitely wrong with you.


    LOL since when? only teens and kids get away with it.


    Outback have a natha bloody chunda! noblorriesderrmoitnoblorries.
     
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    probably not the one you mentioned but there are some nice looking ones there (though that may be the makeup)
    whats a "coalburner"
    is that someone who smokes too much?


    oh thats right, that only applies to Abos and Chinks huh?



    Nunga bunga chunga wounga.
     
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    They all smoke cigarettes, but no i was talking about the fact they hang around with wanna be rapper gangster idiots.
    just imagine the Boganlings i described earlier and paint them the colour of shit and make their hair black and curly.

    Aboriginals can murder and beat themselves up too their hearts content, so long as nobody else has to deal with it, Asians should never get away with murder i imagine the Short Drop is what they use on their murderers back in the home country, i know they do it to druggies as well.
    Going to Singapore with Drugs? Short drop!
    Going to Japan with Drugs? Short drop!
    Going to Bali with Drugs? Short Drop!

    Just about every Asian country will stretch the neck of drug offenders.
     
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    Oh wait, Bali doesn't do the short drop, it's the firing squad.
     
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    actually they just shoot you now.

    Oh do you know what a bag of peanut M&M's looks like in a X-ray machine?
    a bag full of other bags.