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    Who is your favorite character?

    no scorpion vs. sub zero arguments or i swear i will rape you
     
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    bike path rapist.
    reptile
    scorpion
    subzero
    smoke
    ermac
    cyrax
    rain
    liu kang
    kung lao
     
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    i always thought sub zero and scorpion were enough ninjas, aand then i saw reptile and rain and was like "Aww, not this shit again..."
     
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    Baraka or Reptile have great parry defensives on them. If you want a completely over-powered person just master Scorpion, Ermac, or Kung-Lao
     
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    Oh god, ermac.

    "IF THIS FUCKER PICKS ME UP ONE MORE TIME..."
     
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    Noob Saibot.
     
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    alot of people talk shit about scorpion and ermac because of thier power. but the fact is that in order to be good, you gotta master thier combos. scorpions combos are long and difficult, and ermacs a bit easier, but require precise timing
     
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    can never have enough ninjas.
     
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    You woulent happen to spam, would you...?
     
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    Now, if you want the best character ever. Look no further than Johnny Cage.
     
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    Would you think any less of me?
     
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    Jhonny cage can easily be defeated by a bit of karate class and wearing a cup.
     
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    as much as i hate to say it, hes right. johnny's combos deal big damage, not to mention hard to defend against without a breaker. induces tons of butthurt and rage. PROTIP: faggot keeps jumping? or uses cyber sub-zero? high forceball will collide with them every time the jump, or use flip kick. rage will ensue
     
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    Yes, I spam, I spam like a noob....Saibot.
     
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    Hmm, never thought about that, i think a may put a bit of time in him... :trollface:
     
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    Fun fact: Noob sailot is the two creators names backwards.
     
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    The best way to deal with most Johnny Cage players is to be above them or below them at most times. Most of his moves are at ground level, and his projectiles are at head level or chest level, which can be easily be blocked or jumped over.
     
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    if you wanna troll, use reptile. his sweep kick is a low drop kick, and almost is never blocked. PROTIP: faggot keeps blocking? low kick low kick drop kick. Lulz everytime.
     
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    Tobias I can understand. But who names there kid Boon?
     
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    its his last name. Ed boon
     
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    So many helpful tips, SO MUCH TIME TO PRACTICE :D
     
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    what do you guys think of the DLC characters for MK9? skarlet, rain, kenshi, and freddy kreuger
     
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    I find that Kratos in MK9 sucks major cocks. Or at least, for me he does, and i have never been beaten by anyone who used him.
     
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    Never bought 'em, in fear of spending 5 bucks for a fighter that sucks shit.
     
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    i never got kratos, i bought mine for xbox. so i dont know nothing about him. lol
     
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    hes gay
     
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    theyre all good. just takespractice. kenshi, for example, is amazing at zoning. his telepathic attacks have a long range, and can work in the air, you can kick someones ass without even being close to them
     
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    I wanted to buy kenshi(t) the most of them all, so im rather relived to hear that.
     
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    Kratos is way too slow. MK9 is about the speed and agility of the indivuduals you play as; and playing Kratos is like playing in molasses and gravy.