More DrMusic2 Faggotry!

Discussion in 'Hall of AEpic' started by Andria Kilgore, Nov 13, 2011.

  1. Andria Kilgore

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    She is probably getting plushies, plastic crap, CDs, DVDs and vidya as usual.
     
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    well that is to be expected, she has the mind of a 5 year old. you don't get 5 year olds anything more complex than a barbie, they might hurt themselves.
    same goes for mary, it would be a waste of money to get her books, her head would explode from trying to understand anything more than monosyllable words.
     
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    Agreed, and how does that explain her being able to semi-understand ED, METOKUR, Blues Brothers Central and Blues Brothers: Private?
     
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    that is a cosmic mystery mags, like where did the universe come from, is time travel possible and why people like nascar.
    all cosmic mysteries we may never solve.

    although, if she has autism, she may just be like dustin hoffman in rainman or russell crowe in a beautiful mind.
    though full of fail and stupid, putting the idiot in idiot savant.

    either that or the universe hates humanity enough to make her able to grasp how computers work in a limited way as a 'fuck you' to the people on this website.

    either way it makes me want to get high or drunk in a bid to not end it all in a murder/suicide.
     
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    You're very right. And I don't see why she doesn't tard rage at her dad when he calls her "fairy".

    Mariana, please answer my emails!
     
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    lol he calls her that? hahahaha
     
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    Maryfairy has had Andria for a year now. How much longer will she last? Beanie Babies are cheaply made and overpriced glorified claw machine plushies.
     
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    we should make a deadpool to see which toy dies first.
    by the way grats on your new awards! lol
     
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    Thanks! Oddly enough I have a bump in my mouth that I hope is IRL cancer, and will be allowed to spread through my whole body and kill me if so.

    Yeah, my guess is that it will be one of the oldest ones (the fake sheepskin panda in the pink kimono, or the Snorlax) or one of the McFarlane action figures that aren't made as toys.

    I have had a Beanie Bopper similar to Andria, but a brown-eyed brunette, since my early days as a Documenting Reality member when I used the doll as a "child replacement" in my Andria Kilgore routine, Alisha the doll has survived being stepped on, squeezed, caught in my recliner mechanism, dressed over 9000 times and being used for cutesy pictures for Mariana's enjoyment, it has held up nicely, so maybe Andria has life left in her. However my Ty ragdoll has not been exposed to vaginas, anuses or cat claws.
     
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    Is anyone else on the emailing list? The fuck was with that AIDS video that's supposedly from our resident wereshitstain?
     
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    She sent me 3 videos that were baleeted by the time I got to them. I never got an AIDS video.
     
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    I hope Mariana gets raped by someone with AIDS, gets it, contaminates her whole room with the viruses, transmits it to her parents when they have to change her diapers, and all three die from it during a very humid New Zealand summer with no one knowing they died for months only to find them almost completely eaten by flies, roaches, beetles and Mariana's cat.
     
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    Hold on lemme grab the vid link from the email. I guess she sent it to @zaiger initially if I read the email right? @zaiger shed some light on this while I grab the link.
     
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    I got to this from the AIDs video.




    ....seems legit.
     
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    Lol totally legit.
     
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    I've heard you can get AIDS just from standing too close to Lil Wayne.
     
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    She sends me videos constantly. She sent me one today and I just forwarded it to the users mailing list without watching it.
     
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    I've stopped watching her shit and downloading her attachments. I have a gut feeling that the videos are her asspie fangirl shit that she twists the meaning of to fit a "troll" callout, and that the attachments are malware.
     
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    If Mariana ever figures out how to set up a Last Measure mirror and keep it out of virus blockers, she will win many hearts. Right now all she does is send trojans and worms to people she doesn't like.
     
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    @demongoat

    What do you think the first multi-syllable world she could understand was? I'm thinking Belushi or Bluesmobile myself
     
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    Has she shaved her mustache yet?
     
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    I doubt it.
     
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    No, and I'm thinking it is the result of polycystic ovary syndrome being yet another thing wrong with her, it can also explain her proportions and some of her weight.
     
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    It's really more of a personal hygiene thing than anything. I wouldn't film myself with a booger hanging out of my nose.
     
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    She doesnt seem to have any self respect. She dresses like a retired old lady , doesnt shave ,and is greasy.
     
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    I wonder how they get a hold of Mariana to restrain her when she tard rages. She looks like she would slip right out of anyone's hands.
     
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    I bet she has a leash attached to a waist chain on her most of the time.
     
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    They probably need to use special gloves with grip ,and a anti corrosive surface.
     
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    How about when they clean her room, change her bed linens or have to carry her plushies and plastic crap back to her room when she has left them out?

    And I wonder how many times Andria has been misplaced in the past year.