Moon dude Neil Armstrong Dead at 82

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  1. Edgeworth

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    Finally, a celebrity death I give a fuck about. :(
     
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    I say we bury him on the moon! So he can be the first person buried in the moon.
     
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    I can't wait to see what NASA does for him.
     
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    Lol to see all these famous faggots die the last few days.
     
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    Who gives a fuck?
    It's just one guy.
     
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    Because he landed on the ball of cheese in the sky.
     
  8. Lloyd

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    Hitler was just one guy, too. But everybody still gave a fuck about his death.
     
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    Hitler actually did something.
    Armstrong was just some fag chosen to fly in (I don't think it was even really piloting, just flying in) a ship designed by other people, built by other people, based on science done by other people. His contribution to the moon landing was minuscule and his death is meaningless. He didn't do anything that couldn't have easily been done by someone else.

    Nothing of value was lost.
     
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    See, that's where you're wrong. The landing had to actually be done manually (because the pocket-calculator strength central computer of the landing module crapped out under the stream of data coming in), which is fucking difficult to by all accounts.

    They almost didn't make it. Factor in that all the science had only ever been tested, and everyone was only reasonably certain that it would work, but it was by no means guaranteed. The astronauts had to know every system by heart, lest the free world get sucker punched by the Soviets.

    Plus, the FUCKING DUDE LANDED ON THE MOON. While his contribution to humanity might not have been as important and historically significant as that of say, Oppenheimer, that's still something.
     
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    "All accounts".
    You mean like the accounts from you personal experience flying spaceships?

    A. Who cares?
    B. AMERICA!!! FUCK YEAH!!!! BEER AND HOTGODS AND FOOTBALL IN IRAQ!!! YEAHHHHHH!!!!
    Shut up faggot.

    Yes, he LANDED on the moon. The same way a soccer ball LANDS inside the net. The balls part in the process is utterly passive.

    In short:

    Some old fag died.
    No fucks were given.
     
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    It was for nothing, we are more concerned about cannibalizing ourselves until we will die drowning in our own shit.

    Throw his corpse in the trash so a few nigra will get another welfare check.
     
  13. Baya Rae 4900

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    I see that Oddguy feels quite passionately about this.
     
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    >comparing kicking a ball into a goal with landing a space ship onto a huge rock orbiting our planet in space.

    Heh heh heh.
     
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    I guess you believe a pilot has no hand in flying a plane, too.
     
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    Well said!
    Anyone thought of a battle between the KKK and the Black Panthers?
     
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    He sat in the spaceship.
    The spaceship landed.
    Good job, couldn't have done it without... oh, wait. Yes they could have, by sending someone else.
    Yes, he was really one of a kind... where would humanity be? Where will we ever find another guy in good shape to use as possible cannon fodder? (hint: anywhere)
     
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    Nope.
    He is EXACTLY like an airplane pilot. Over appreciated and easily replaceable.
     
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    Admittedly, the astronauts get way too much credit compared to the engineers and scientists (who are just as replaceable btw), but when you think all they had to do was just sit there and wait for the thing to land, you're wrong. That landing was a one-shot thing, and it came down to seconds.

    If Armstrong is like an Airplane pilot, he's like the guy who landed that plane on the hudson river.
     
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    I would say that landing on the Moon was a lot like having an orgasm at the same time as your partner.
     
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    He "landed" a prop in a hollywood studio.
    I've been to the moon with the only true astronaut,
    Timothy Leary.
     
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    The Member Formerly Known As Baya is an Afghan, not an Aussie. His tribe will never reach the moon. In most cases, they're too busy fucking goats and arranging marriages between cousins as a definite means of keeping the tribe pure.
     
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    Where did I write I was an Afghan? Also, Afghanis don't technically exist. It's Pashtuns, Tajiks and Uzbeks. If you're going to be an arrogant fuck, try not to be ignorant as well. You're placating the American stereotype, which is something I thought you wanted to avoid.

    Also, nigger doesn't know about my Afghani cosmonaut.
     
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    So he loses his 7 tour de france championship, and then dies?

    I smell Jews.
     
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