Monopoly Money doesn't exist anymore

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  1. Evilea

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    What would you do?
     
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    An hero, because my life revolves around Monopoly.
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    Shit is so swaqq
     
  3. Baya Rae 4900

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    Everybody would probably start playing the game with digital bank accounts.
     
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    play using the amputated limbs of starved african children as currency
     
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    i thought that this said "monopoly man doesn't exist anymore" and got a giant frown on my face
     
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    I would not collect $200.
     
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  9. Harpoons

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    I guess I'd have to liquidate my plastic property empire.
     
  10. Baya Rae 4900

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    This isn't New England.
     
  11. minty

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    it is now
     
  12. Baya Rae 4900

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    :eek: <= MFW I realised you're right.
     
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    i'll go make you some tea, that should make you feel better
     
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    I would probably continue to exist.
     
  16. Harpoons

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    You clearly overestimate yourself.
     
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    Here in Canada, Monopoly money is alive and well. Only Mr. Monopoly had a sex change, and we refer to him as the Queen now. Its fun spending money in Canada!
     
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    I would start using actual dollars for my monopoly games because dollars easily convert their value to monopoly dollars.
     
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    The first games of Monopoly were actually played for real dollars. Only when us working stiffs wanted to play did they decide to give us cutesy bills and plastic houses, rather than the real greenbacks and African slave teeth our Betters used. When a rich guy used to land on an occupied Boardwalk, the controlling player was allowed to beat the unlucky cracker's slave nearly to death, since it was not gentlemanly to beat another upstanding white social mover, just as it is not ok to do so today.
     
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    Monopoly is a stupidly long board game. I wouldn't miss it.
     
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    KILL YOURSELF IN THIS THREAD ALSO.
     
  23. Seku

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    Quit these shenanigans, post-haste!
     
  24. SomeIdiot

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    just use canadian dollars

    prolly the same value