Modern History summed up

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  1. MeinEye

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    Socrates was a troll and has been dead whatever whatever. Who was also a teacher to Plato who was a theistic cunt and Plato who was a teacher to Aristotle who was more or less the father of science and reason. Therefore Socrates is the jew faiths image of god and therefore truly is god of all trolling and Plato is the fuck who ruined the modern world while Aristotle is a true √úbermensch who if theistic faggots didn't win, the Library Of Alexandria wouldn't of burned down(housing all the worlds knowledge at that time) that if instead was kept in tact, we would be currently 2000 years ahead as a species in all fields utilizing thought.

    Therefore Plato is officially responsible for all the Dark Ages, vast destruction of advancement of knowledge, death of religions own icons Jesus/Muhammad/etc., the DE-evolution of man back to ape, and possibly responsible for man killing everyone so I can never go to Walmart to buy a god damn jetpack.. Every death starting from 322 BC when Aristotle died or when the Library of Alexandria burned down. Or possibly just Rome going tits up.

    PS: Hitler, Armenian Genocide and all those wonderful things were the true doing of gods work! Murder is justifiable if the individual is theistic, or just knocking on your door at 8 in the morning. This means to continue the trend of removing the weaker ones of the pack I suggest nothing less then the extermination of jews, jew offspring(Christians/Muslims/Abos), and furries.

    GG Allin was the one true prophet/reincarnation of Socrates.

    Socrates the one true god was very very real and also, was a troll no human will match. As such when a new Julius Ceasar is crowned a golden era of 1 world, sodomizing the vastness of space.
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