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  1. Baya Rae 4900

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    Lawlman

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    Lay off the booze, cueball. Give me a proper paragraphical definition.
     
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  2. Baya Rae 4900

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    Lawlman

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    Ladies, Undercooked isn't like one of those incels. Undercooked's a nice guy and a big respector of women who definitely won't rape and murder you behind an Arby's in 1990.
     
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  4. Baya Rae 4900

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    Look, I've known Undercooked for years and he's not the type of person who'd get kicked out of his local parish for pulling a knife on a fourteen year old girl because she refused to kiss him. He wouldn't beat up her little brother or harass her family afterwards, either.
     
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    Is it weird when those who're part of the religious left like Undercooked criticise the religious right? Do these retards not understand that they're both bringing morality (something that doesn't exist outside their demented brains) into a world that desperately doesn't require it? This world has had enough of insanity, irrationality and illogical nonsense. Even the atheist movements are packed with these verminous creatures that we pretend are fully human.
     
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    Now I am not deeply religious so I might be wrong but...Wasn't Jesus pretty...nonviolent? I mean it would be pretty stupid if Jesus said "hey don't kill people", then Christians turned around and said "We must kill people in Jesus' name!"
     
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    No, he wasn't. He beat people up. He killed people, animals and plants with magic. He just wasn't as spastic as other Jews who thought they could take on Rome at the height of its power.

    Not that it matters since a lot has happened since then. A new book should be written to include Constantinus et al. The problem with relying on the previous books is that Jesus never ruled and his existence overrides previous rulers so people who matter have no idea how to apply Christianity outside interpersonal relations.
     
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    Did you just say Jesus Killed people with...magic?
     
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    With "curses."
     
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    When did he do this?
     
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    Look it up, you lazy nigger.
     
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    I did and found nothing lmao. I am starting to get the feeling that it never happened.
     
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    I think next time we invade Iraq we should convert them to Christianity
     
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    The niggers currently tearing up Melbourne are Anglicans. Regardless of which religion you use to control these animals, it needs to be incredibly violent and totalitarian.
     
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    why violent?
     
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    The Member Formerly Known As Baya proving that atheism inevitably correlates with scientific racism.
     
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    Because that's how you communicate with stupid and irrational people.
     
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    Like Muslims?
     
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    Exactly how the Germans treated your tribe.
     
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    An incorrect decision on their part since it resulted in their defeat and humiliation. Although I will certainly chide my race for not exterminating the rodents when they had the chance to spare future Europe of any more German plots.
     
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    I's a good thing you're an incel or I would worry about the state sterilizing you so you don't pass on your autism.
     
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    I just remembered that you prefer to fuck monkeys, so as long as you're not working in a zoo I can rest easy you aren't polluting any gene pools.:cool:
     
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    Virgin detected.
     
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    Christianity was made up by a autistic Jew who believed he was the Messiah. By writing Gods name on his arm he was able to do all sorts of things, (like walk on water)
    The Jews should have killed him earlier.
    (also this not the first time this has happened see, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabbatai_Zevi )
     
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    The Member Formerly Known As Baya founded Christianity? That sounds...
    ...plausible.
     
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    what's up with zoroastrianism, am i right
    i mean, it is manichean or not
     
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    The fact that The Member Formerly Known As Baya revealed himself to be an incel is unsurprising but still incredibly sad.
     
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    So this is what happens when I unfollow a thread
     
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    sometimes the way snorlax writes
    well
    snorlax is either going through a strange time or has developed a drug problem
     
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