Miss Teen Delaware Denies Porn Video

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    This drama has been floating around on the internet for awhile. Eighteen year old whore takes a cock on camera and goes on to win a beauty pageant? Who gives a shit? She's not the only dumb bitch sucking dudes off to pay for college. The only reason it's newsworthy is because she denied that that was her in the video.

    WOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!



    WOOOOOOOH!!!!!!

    Compare voices. Also, the following video has shit audio.



    Anyways, she should only be booted from the pageant if she gets plastic surgery done or gets breast implants. That shit is cheating.

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    THE VIDEO 8===D
     
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    I heard that this pron flick was painful, and not in a good way, so I didn't watch it.

    She was OK on the BJ section, looked bored when taking the dick.

    If I want to see that, I'll just watch my next fuck IRL.
     
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    I found and watched the porn. Its not that hard to find. Its about 30 minutes long. Junior Cunt is wearing a purplish dress in it. Too much pointless chit chat at the beginning, almost thought it would never end. Now, on to point

    - Junior Cunt is clearly a noob at all this. She looks extremely nervous at the beginning.
    - Junior Cunt is somewhat baby faced. That alone is a turn off
    - Junior Cunt never saw a cock that big in her life up until that point
    - This is probably the first major league fucking she ever got. Unlikely that she ever experienced anything substantial up until then other than immature gingerly man noobs like her
    - If you watch how she sucks cock, you can clearly see how she is nervous, gingerly and shy about it initially but takes to it like a duck to water later on
    - I think shes is clearly enjoying the cock up her cunt
    - Yup she is writhing about when the nigga is doing her doggy style but that is due to inexperience
    - Of course you don't see any Oohing and Aaahing or intense screaming while penetrated but thats because she aint a professional cunt, not because she aint loving it
    - Junior Cunt's ass and hips are clearly UNDERDEVELOPED. You can clearly see that while she's being done doggy style
    - She has immense potential though. Her curves are cool, as you can see when she's riding him with face turned away and one can visualize the hips and ass from the proper angle. She just needs some meat along those curves

    Summary; Budding cunt with lot of potential but clearly not ready at the time of the humping. Fucking her would be like eating an unripe apple. She needs to ripen more
    If it was me there, I would have told junior cunt to go home, eat lots of turkey and put some real meat around the ass and come back in a couple of years
     
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    My thoughts exactly. What's the matter, woman? You think you're better than this? You think you're too special to haul your bony-assed a-cup keister in front of a camera and take a load off a jacked manboy who just shot more steroids and did a line of coke to forget about that time mommy touched his dingleberries and he liked it?

    Near as I can tell the only reason they picked her was because she looks like she's 16 in the video and thus satiates the jailbait crowd. Even then she should have shown some enthusiasm or any emotional reaction at all rather than lying there thinking of England tiaras.
     
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    Ah, its already there. Oops
    Anyway OP was TL;DR
    You are one smart cookie. 5 points for catching that:cool:
     
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    It was fucking horrible. She was like a dead fish.
     
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    This reminds me of when I did porn when I got out of highschool for extra cash.
     
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    I watched it as well. She clearly is nervous and doesn't look like she is into it too much. When the guy blows a load on her face at the end, she is embarrassed and just wants to get off camera and leave. "not into it" is the best way to describe it. Also, the camera angles suck.
     
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    I think there is a market for porn criticism. Let's make a website. Patent pending.
     
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    Well, well....well
    looky what we got here
    http://www.heavy.com/news/2013/02/miss-teen-delaware-offered-250k-porn-contract-after-scandal/

    Miss Teen Delaware Offered $250K Porn Contract After Sex Scandal

    When one door closes, another opens, right? Well, if your former Miss Delaware Teen USA, Melissa King, that saying is especially true.
    According to TMZ, the beauty queen has been offered a $250,000 contract to promote a hardcore porn site following her resignation after a porn video surfaced allegedly starring King

    http://tmz.vo.llnwd.net/o28/newsdesk/tmz_documents/0227-melissa-m-king.pdf
    We believe your incredible beauty and
    personality coupled with our internet traffic is a "win win" for both of us.
    We believe this story will only catapult your career and could really expose you to an
    entirely different audience.

    Translation: We believe that at some point in the near future you will have an incredibly shaped butt and we want to be there to cash in when that happens

    What did I tell ya niggas. Cunts got potential
     
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    The problem as I see it is that she wants some kind of sensuous fuck, while the guy is just trying to go Scheiße Haus on her. The clash of styles is too jarring.
     
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    Bitch gotta learn she ain't gonna get wine n dined for a $2,500 shmeckle flick. Hope she signed up for royalties 'cause now that vid's gonna get a lot more hits than the average "amateur first timer" vids.
     
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