Misc. info on schnookums

Discussion in 'Encyclopedia Dramatica Collaboration' started by Wolf, Oct 27, 2013.

  1. Wolf

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    Schnookums - Linkermann - EDF2- Electric Boogaloo.
     
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    Vegetarians are incapable of being fat?

    fat-vegetarian.

    Think again.
     
  3. Likeicare

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    :eek: when I inevitably get turned on by the entire forum, are you going to post our inboxes too?
     
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    oh schnookie... you colossal faggot
     
  5. Baya Rae 4900

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    Snooki is right, we should stop picking on The Member Formerly Known As Baya. ;_;
     
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    2013 Faggot of the Year

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    I declare this thread as a schnookums stalking thread, find any information you can find on that faggot.
     
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    I think it's pathetic he actually got trolled out of the forum by Onideos.
     
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    How did he do that? Was his skin just that thin or did he have something on him?
     
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    He just got mad at him for no reason, tried to get 88chan to join him, they told him to fuck off, he got more mad, they both started bitching to Zaiger who told him to cut the shit a number of times and finally he left.
     
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    So technically it wasn't even Onideus that did the final blow...it was Zaiger telling them to STFU.

    He may wander back if/when Onideus leaves, or he could just be lurking. I lurked the sight for about 4 months before I joined.
     
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    But he hasn't even left
     
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    Talking about the wiki btw
     
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    Taking Down ED

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    He didn't actually ditch until after I put this up...
    https://encyclopediadramatica.se/User:Onideus/Working_Material#Schnookums_Article

    That's when he went *poof* off the server, not when Zaiger slapped him across the face and told him to man the fuck up.
     
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    I think this is what ~really~ did him in, when I turned his weasely lil fursona into a babyfur...

    https://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/thumb/2/22/Schnookums_-_Article_-_Baby_Fursona.png/720px-Schnookums_-_Article_-_Baby_Fursona.png

    I thought it looked CUTE! :D

    Not as cute as Dragoneer's fursona in babyfur form...

    https://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/2/2b/Babyfur_Dragoneer.jpg

    *snicker*

    I've found it's a great way of driving furtards bonkers. Basically take their lil fursonas and then turn them into something they hate/fear. ^__^
     
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    This. He posts here every day and can be easily contacted via IRC. Many of our users prefer to stay incognito, namefagging isn't for everyone.
     
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    I always figured that Butt-Penetrated guy is him...or another one of the stalker types who incessantly lashes out at me in hate rage. In any event he's no longer relevant in any capacity since he doesn't edit the wiki at all and even if he did he can't take what he'd be trying to dish out at others, which generally makes him a useless fuckwit.
     
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    Pene is someone else entirely. Schnookum still edits, albeit not as actively as he did throughout spring/summer.
     
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    Well if it's not him it's probably Robert James or another one of my more crazed/nutball fantards.

    It's convenient when they get themselves locked up in a federal penitentiary for awhile...

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/local/frompost/nov98/email01.htm

    But for some stupid reason they keep letting them back out. *epic face palm*

    Speaking of which we should probably make him an article...or just copy this...
    http://emmettgulley.blogspot.com/

    Most of the leg work has already been done except for his recent "exploits" with stalking women on FaceBook.
     
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    Not him either, keep swinging though.

    That's quite an impressive rap sheet
     
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    Implying that you know who it is, which, if you do (and it's potentially just as likely that you don't), implies that it's an ED regular. Very likely someone who wants to lash out at me but doesn't want to do so under their regular username because they don't want their spastic/stalkerish behavior to reflect upon their regular name...OR, possibly because I ignored them at one point...OR exposed some particular personal flaw which they find highly bothersome. Making a new identity is a great way to get a "clean slate" so your adversaries can't stab you in your already exposed nerves so to speak.

    In any event they're not particularly noteworthy in any respect nor are they interesting at all. Their attempted lames just scream banal mediocrity and absolute desperation...hence the reason I put them in the bozo-bin where inane trash like that belongs.
     
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    Emmet is like the original Chris Chan of the Internet...except his mom basically kicked him out instead of putting up with his severe retardation which in turn caused him to go into permanent retard rage mode. I think his mom was the first female he assaulted...it basically went all downhill from there.

    I think Chris would probably wind up the same if his mom ever tried to kick him out, he'd probably physically attack her and it'd be all downhill from there.

    Emmett also very much enjoys stalking people on the RL level, with hundreds of threatening phone calls, attempts to get people fired from their jobs, etc, etc. Often to the point where people are forced to file restraining orders against him.

    It was REALLY funny cause he's homeless and at one point was living under a bridge, so a lot of people really ran with the whole "troll under the bridge" cliche (didn't help that he looks so horrifically ugly). Supposedly the cops eventually told him he couldn't squat under there but I think he probably just got tired of people making the whole troll/bridge comparison.
     
  23. Wolf

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    Beware!
























    Actually, no.
     
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    Oh, am I not good enough?
     
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    Do you want your your private information released??
     
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    Ye...n....I don't think so
     
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    What is Schnookums' real name?
     
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    No, I don't release information that might hurt somebody. Especially someone I like.
     
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    Yeah, now your private information has been leaked.