Millions of Americans discover Zumba

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  1. Slavoj Jizzek

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    Due to the fact that it has actually become interesting because of the adventures of the intrepid pair of Alexis Wright and Mark Strong.

    After discovering that nobody gives a shit about Zumba except fat middle-aged wives who eat too much icecream, Alexis did the only logical thing and started a brothel/porn production company out of her gym.

    This story has been around for weeks and I planned on ignoring it, but it has finally made itself not boring.


    Also,

    Sauce: http://gawker.com/5952261/the-collected-nsfw-videos-of-alexis-wright-the-maine-zumba-madam

    But at any rate, here's what you care about: the porn.

    She shoves a popsicle up her snatch. How original.

    Good ol-fashioned hardcore with some pudgy guy

    She dances like a moron. Naked.

    She rides small-titted woman with a strap-on

    Beats it on her "front porch," though being that this is Maine, the "neighbors" wouldn't have seen her unless they had a telescope handy.

    Honestly, she's average looking and has b-cups. Also, the production quality sucks. I guess that's why lighting is so important to porn.

    I still don't know what the fuck Zumba is.

    EDIT: Added pic
     
  2. MrGask

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  3. Baya Rae 4900

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    @Slavoj Jizzek You forgot to add a picture.

    Also: Dem hips.

    Also: Zumba is what happened when people noticed that belly dancers weren't fat and were all like "WAIT A MINUTE."
     
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    He added the porn, which is really the only important part anyway.