Military Enlisted Rapes Elderly Woman, Leaves ID at the Crime Scene FTL

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  1. umkemesik

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    http://www.weartv.com/newsroom/top_...-members-arrested-separate-crimes-27091.shtml
     
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    Shouldn't have pissed in them then. That one's obviously the children's fault.
     
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    Can we bring back corporal punishment in order to avoid any more creative punishments?
     
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    That's awfully close to where I live, how disturbing.
     
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    Where is that because i was stationed at Hurlburt and lived in Fort Walton.
     
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    if youre gonna go down on that kind of a charge why the fuck would you pick the grossest snizz you could possibly stick your dick in?
     
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    why the fuck did he leave his wallet at the scene? who brings their wallet to a raep anyways?
    probably too stupid to try and get someone younger/attractive
     
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    i joke about rape a lot and girls have gotten me alone and flat out told me to rape them.

    YEAH NO. i dont want bitches going around saying i raped them no matter how consensual it was.

    but this kind of shit is just beyond stupid. if im going to rape somewhere for real, which i would never do, but if i was id rape kristen stuart.
    i dont care about her feelings because she doesnt have any. ive seen her wooden acting. nobody would believe her if she told on me.
     
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    i bet she'd just lay there like a plastic fuckdoll... making the same face
    if it ever went to trial you could say you weren't sure whether or not you were having sex with a real person
     
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    i have a crush on kristen stewart. im assuming its because im a necrophiliac.
     
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    That's what I'm saying.

    If you are going to rape someone better be worth 20 to life.
     
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    or just because she's actually not that bad. I'd probably bone her too. I'd probably also spend the next few days liquidising the body and pouring it down the drain but that's a tale for another day.
     
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    I'd tax that Cold Fish's ass for days.
     
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    Easier said than done.
     
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    It proves that anyone who joins the military is a sad, broken, economically poor idiot, just look at @Atomic_Joe
     
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    i fucking love twilight. its so horrendously awful and you can tell every actor in the film HATES the fucking movie.

    it makes me laugh my ass off, but that scene you got the pic of her from is the best part for me.

    the vampire dude nibbles the baby out of her stomach with his teeth!!!!

    seriously its so goddamn surreal. i have no idea what the target audience for these movies is. i dont think anyone involved in the making of it does either.
     
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    i love the direction this thread is taking...
     
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    because babby eating abortions are awwwright!
     
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    i'd record some kristen stewart corpse-plowing in high-def

    on a sidenote, i saw on a tabloid magazine cover today her and robert pattinson are having a kid, maybe he'll be able to gnaw a baby out in real life soon
    placenta is high in protein
     
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    And best thing is it isn't even a joke...
     
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    I would give Kristian Stewart a shotgun bukkake
     
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    Whoa shit man this is really close to where I live
     
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    Well the US Constitution does say cruel and unusual punishments cannot be inflicted.



    Obviously they meant a punishment couldn't be both cruel and unusual but could easily be either/or. I formally request public stocks for whipping burglars in all of the United States either that or they could be court-ordered to spend each day of the week with one of their 18 kids.

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    @Slavoj Jizzek All punishments are cruel by definition and all new punishments are unusual by definition. Solitary confinement, for instance, would've been considered cruel when it was introduced. Also, you're not allowed to humiliate anyone in the civilised nations of today. But you're allowed to degrade them physically and mentally by putting them in a cage for several years.

    Actually, they tried the humiliation route in some British town or another. Worked pretty well. Cost them very little, too. All they did was put a picture of the perpetrator and their info on one of those glassed circular billboards.
     
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