Mike's Hard Lemonade

Discussion in 'Food, Drugs & Alcohol' started by Matt255, Dec 19, 2011.

  1. Matt255

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    Anybody else like this stuff?
     
  2. Solution

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    Everyone is boring

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  3. Matt255

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    Somehow I expected that.
     
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    Then why the fuck did you post it Matilda?
     
  5. Matt255

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    Because I like my pansy drinks. Sue me.
     
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    I know I did, back in 1999 with ZIMA.
     
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    This is all very gay.
     
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    I just lost some respect for you just now.
     
  9. Matt255

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    When I'm out, I usually order these.

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    Are you sure that's not too strong for you sweetie? Can I get you a Coors Light instead?
     
  11. Matt255

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    I can't stand the taste of beer.
     
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    Some go the way of the faggot, I chose a more niggerly approach.

    maddog.
     
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    mikes hard is what all teenagers first drink when they start drinking

    they are god awful and if you drink one you are just asking for heart burn
     
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    I started with a fifth of vodka I found in my parent's garage.
     
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    well yeah.. i started with some of my friends moms vodka and skuned beer

    i guess i really just meant like..
    mostly like... girls...
    i remember growing up alll the 14 yr old chicks were
    drinking these..
     
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    AS SOON AS I HEARD VODKA I CAME HERE AS FAST AS I COULD.

    LET'S DISCUSS REAL LIQUOR NOW.
     
  18. Helix

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    HOW 'BOUT DAT SMIRNOFF
     
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    oh, and tequila. I bought a bottle of tequila in the shape of a shotgun when I was fifteen years old in mexico. Gave me such bad fire hole but goddamn was it worth it.
     
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    If someone buys this shit it is 100% proof that they are a pedophile
     
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    If you're gonna be drinking gay shit at least be puking from it by the end of the night
     
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    This is the only cool way to use that.
     
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    It's good to mix but it's really bitch made on it's own
     
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    soy un vago de mierda....
    this shit is not for pussies,I know people than passed out after drinking 2 of these.....
     
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    Were they pussies?
     
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    soy un vago de mierda....
    ehh some underage lesbians lol
     
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    Then they were literally pussies! Even better than I was expecting. Still though, you gotta be a pansy to pass out from that shit. I'm Scandinavian, so I can drink like a fish without it bothering me much. It gets lots of some seriously hard shit to get me plastered, and this isn't me bragging either. It actually gets pretty annoying, and expensive. The only good trade off is lots of bro points.
     
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    So at the SF meetups, we have a tradition called the Friso Cisco in which we drink this

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    I always get "red" flavor in the large size. They get you drunk and red is suppose to make the most drunk. No one knows why, but it does. The next meet up we are trying something different, winos for dinos. Which will involve hashish smoking and getting drunk on cheap wine in the academy of sciences in SF.
     
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    Ahh, the homeless tier of drinks...
     
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    YEAH, YOU NEED MORE LIQUOR, YOU FUCKING VODKA SPONGE.