Microwave cheese popcorn smells like feet

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  1. Die In A Fire

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    Never had cheese, thanks for the protip.
     
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    People please steer clear of this flavor.
    This is very serious.
     
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    I steer clear of that brand in general... I get some weird juju vibe from Redenbacher's face.
     
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    Why has nobody made salt and vinegar popcorn yet?
     
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    Yeah anyway.
    That's a good idea.
     
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    my cats' feet smell like frito corn chips....
    please do.
     
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    Why are you smelling your cat's feet
     
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    it happens....

    yesterday, prince, my cat, stuck his whole ass in my face...
    like i really want to see his anus close up....
    just like this....
     
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    So do you just take a huge whiff of everything that passes near your face
     
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    I don't get how you people treat cats.
     
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    i don't have kids...

    i spoil them since they will only be here for a short time (15+ yrs)
    daily brushing, treats & 3 types of dry cat food...
    ice cream dishes for drinking from...
    a house call vet...

    i love them very much...
    they are my joy.
     
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    Wow. Just... wow.

    I'm not going to judge you. We grew up in different worlds and have different genes. I've had pets that were very dear to me, but at no point did I "spoil" them. Then again, at no point did I consciously "spoil" any people I care about. Spoiling somebody/something is one of the worst things you can do to them.
     
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    I had a cat called Oona, she was the most awful bitch ever.
    eventually we had a abusive relationship where she would do everything in her power to make me miserable and i'd still feed her and care for her.
     
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    My dog is so fucking spoiled
     
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    short story:
    my cat prince was adopted from his cat family.
    he's always had a home, food & a nice safe place to sleep.
    he wants for nothing.

    on the coldest night of the year, he got out of the house & i didn't know it.
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    i opened the screen door & he ran in.

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    Enough talking more cooking.
     
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    no sammich for you.
     
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    LESS PETS AND SHIT AND MORE SMELLY ASS POPCORN
     
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    Where's my sammich?
     
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    Fine.

    You know what I can't stand? The little popcorn flavor things at the movies that taste like shit. If I want caramel corn, I'll get REAL popcorn drowned in caramel to inevitably give myself diabetes, instead of cancer like those little flavor things.
     
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    FunFakt; Butter Flavor Chemical in Popcorn Causes Lung Cancer.
     
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    i never buy food from the movies, know why?
    Popcorn dedicates my insides forcing me to drink those massive 1 liter cups of coke syrup and water.
    then my kidneys turn into watertanks so i gotta rush my ass to the bathroom, piss for 30 minutes then walk back out and miss half the movie.
     
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