Mexico opens a boot camp for aspiring illegal immigrants, $20 for the course!

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  1. GSTalbert1

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    Illegal immigrants, in my AE?

    http://elitedaily.com/elite/2012/me...ts-thrill-illegal-border-crossing-experience/
     
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    20 bux? Why not?
     
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    Only if you get to keep a Mexican as a pet afterwards, then it would be worth the 20 bucks.

    My bushes are getting overgrown...yeah that's it.
     
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    So, you're looking for a mexican to mow your bush, is that correct?
    I'm sure some people would pay 2000$ for this.
     
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    If your lower intestine is flexible, you can make plenty more on a real border crossing.

    Also, old story is old.
     
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  7. Lloyd

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    You can make even more, regardless of the size of your intestine, by being white and going to college.
     
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    Does it even simulate the rape?
     
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    That shite's boring.
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    One is rarely given opportunity to personally wipe out a small village in a white collar job.
     
  10. Lloyd

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    Meh, wiping out small villages is so 1968.
     
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    Have you not heard of the IMF?
     
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    I wrote personally. Pushing paper to destroy people's lives just doesn't bring the same satisfaction.
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    What about wiping out large villages?
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    Or is that too 1945?
     
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    Does this come with free drugs and chimichangas?