Metal Gear Survive.

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  1. Baya Rae 4900

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    gameplay for phantom pain was AMAZING. its my favorite game. ive played it almost every day since it came out.

    THAT SAID...

    the story... fuck it. i skipped through it. it was retarded.

    the first bit in the hospital was pants-shitting amazing... but then it got ultra lame and retarded

    im very excited for this game. co-op in phantom pain's format will be wicked.

    not mad at all.
     
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    MGSurvive is konami Raping, beating and eating D-horse repeatedly. TPP = Epic. This shit.....Is SHIT
     
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    i guess im the only one excited for it. lol

    the gameplay for phantom pain was some of the best.

    kojima is severely autistic and his ten hour cut scenes are the worst.

    with the exception of sons of liberty and snake eater.
     
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    I loved the gameplay. The story was crap. But I saw the trailer for survive and tried to figure out how the independence day theme came in.
     
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    i could care less about the theme or story, as long as it has good gameplay.

    that fox engine is wicked and the controls for pain were tight.

    a good co-op type of mode would have been great but this being a 30$ add-on basically is fine.

    i wonder if it IS an add-on or a full game... the price point makes me think add-on

    im stoked. i bet its super fun.

    i dont get people's thing with kojima.
    dude loves the twilight movies and im pretty sure he has zero idea what hes even writing about.

    sons of liberty is probably the best modern era game of all-time but that was a fluke. most of his stuff stinks.
     
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    @Weezus Christ You seem like the sort of person who likes Lars von Trier movies.
     
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    tried to watch antichrist til i saw willem defoe's dick and deleted the film lol

    i like a lot of fancy movies but my favorite stuff is like big trouble in little china and hobo with a shotgun.

    i like fun more than i like edgy symbolism... but i have a pretty comprehensive grasp of symbolism in film.

    been studying it for a decade. usually i dont find the films very fun, but they can be appreciated.


    how does this pertain to metal gear? do you really think 4 and 5 had good stories?

    i thought they were disasters of pretentiousness that couldnt be backed up with any kind ofsensible narrative
    and pretty much reduced the games to extreme corniness and nonsense.

    sons of liberty was so effective because it was more "die hard" than "holy mountain" and slowly grew into madness.

    the other games bite off more than they can chew and then choke and vomit for 80 hours of cut scenes.

    thats not to say they are all bad, but most of of the story is ridiculous and i dont respect kojima as a story writer.

    a game designer, yeah. but his stories are more miss than hit.
     
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    Only MGS 1 and 3 had good stories.
     
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    mg1's story was just the setup for sons of liberty. thats where the meat and potatoes were.

    snake eater was great, but it jumped the shark way too fast.

    the guy with the hornets specifically annoyed me.

    but one of my fav games in that series is peacewalker and ill be damned if i didnt skip every single cut scene.
     
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    Your opinion is wrong. MGS2 was simply a low quality rehash of MGS1. MGS3 had many flaws but pacing wasn't one of them.
     
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    it was a rehash in the best way possible.

    i thought it was brilliant.

    if im wrong on that then id say kojima is just terrible all around at story writing and im mistaking autism for genius.

    which is totally possible.

    MGS3 needs a remake with the foxdie engine or whatever it was called.
    all the games need to be re-released with the modern mechanics.
    keep all the voice acting and just redo the graphics and add gameplay elements and updated AI.

    i bet they do it.
     
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    Given that this is a result of Konami realizing how much they fucked up, they're going to make an 80 game that will try, and fail, to pander to all the fans they lost.
     
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    its gonna be super good.

    its the same game and mechanics with a co-op mode.

    all this convo has told me about the franchise is that none of you actually enjoy playing the games. lol
     
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    I enjoyed that Phantom Pain I just don't think Konami is going to handle the new game well without Kojima.
     
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    his stories are shit.

    the gameplay and mechanics of phantom pain were absolutely excellent.

    how are they going to fuck it up in your opinion?

    bad storyline?
     
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    I feel like they are going to try too hard to win fans back, whether it be pointless flashbacks for the sake of having cameos or a sub par story. I don't know this next bit for sure but I can imagine there will be microtransactions, and not just cosmetic ones. For Konami to go back to making games means they have to be hurting for money. I could be totally wrong though, I just tent to be cynical about things like this.
     
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    why would a completely co-op online game even need a story?

    i skip through that shit.

    phantom pain had the most idiotic bullshit story ive ever seen, it was seriously awful.

    PARTS were good, that hospital part at the beginning was some of the most compelling
    usage of video game for story driven purposes ive ever seen in my life, but the majority
    of it was so awful, i dont understand why anyone even bothers sitting through the cutscenes.

    oh and the other part i loved was the burning man boss battle.

    that was pretty freaky. it had its moments, but the incoherence and cheese of most of it as a whole was terrible.
     
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    You got me there, the multiplayer doesn't need a story, but I suppose they could try to shoehorn one in. And yeah, the story for Phantom Pain was ridiculous but I enjoyed how dumb it was. It almost felt like a B movie to me.
     
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    I've considered the MGS storyline shit from the start.
     
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    true that, i didnt hate it, but i certainly didnt feel like i was missing anything by skipping through almost all of it.

    and yeah fuck the story anyway, i skip the story in almost every game i play.
    I like to play games, not hold my dick while i watch cut scenes.


    from the start, yes... but not to finish. there are some very good scenes.

    that hospital scene you start the game with was absolutely amazing.
    I had enormous expectations for the story after that.
     
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    That was an amazing moment.
     
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    best part for me happens when your staff is being killed by the las plagas bullshit. I had some fuckin S++ Staff there man!

    But, it also got kinda gay when boss rubbed his face with dead mens ashes.
     
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    Well it was either he rub it on his face or he rub it on his junk.
     
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    (Alternate universe Venom Snake. The dress represents the ashes of fallen comrades.)
     
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    I imagine someone at Konami suggested they just call the game Survive and not try to tie it into Metal Gear series. And then I imagined that guy got fired and Konami replaced him with the someone that knows how to put even more microtransaction in all their future games.
     
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    wow no wonder he was then diagnosed with autism, then had their diagnoses reversed
     
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