MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS

Discussion in 'Religion & Politics' started by Die In A Fire, Dec 11, 2011.

  1. Die In A Fire

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    Merry Fucking Christmas to you, too buddy even though it isn't Christmas yet...
     
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    Thanks! Why am I even awake now? I've got to get a load of renovation debris hauled by noon, and may as well go to sleep now so I can get on the road by 10am...
     
  4. Die In A Fire

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    lol so?
     
  5. Andria Kilgore

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    I was listening to Christmas music all the way from Nogales to Phoenix and back, and I'm fucking sick of it.
     
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    Awww that sucks.
     
  7. Andria Kilgore

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    Thanks. At least now I can listen to GG Allin unendingly since even the stations that aren't on a holiday playlist still play the occasional Christmas song.
     
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    Yeah, fucking Jingle Bells all the way down the street.
     
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    Or loud fucking "FROSTY THE SNOWMAN WAS A JOLLY HAPPY..." IDK WTF THEY SAY AFTER THAT
     
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    Right now it's the "Freaks, Faggots, Drunks and Junkies" album in a darkened apartment with only the light of my computer screen, two lava lamps and my neon Shiner beer sign on...
     
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    How about burning this into a CD?

     
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    Soul, with a corncob pipe and a button nose and two eyes made out of coal. I can't be arsed to post the rest.
     
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    It's ok, I hate that song and the little pathetic christmas special
     
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    Good one. I already joked to some neighborhood kids that I killed Rudolph and Prancer, and opened the door on my Dodge Magnum to show them two reindeer hides and a pile of elk antlers on the backseat. I just ruined Christmas for them. :trollface:
     
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    HAHAHAHAHA!! That's like pure evil. They'll never forget that either.
     
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    Definitely, and I know they won't forget it. I might even buy some elk meat at the butcher shop (almost the same thing as reindeer), make it into sausage snacks or jerky and find some way to get their parents to put it in their socks wrapped in a note saying that it was "made with love from Rudy and Prancer by their neighbor C___ M___"
     
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    lol you evil bastard.
     
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    Thanks! I pride myself on it. When I lived in Phoenix a few years back, I bought a big pumpkin just before Halloween, put it in the parking lot of the sleazy apartment complex I lived in then, and destroyed the pumpkin with a baseball bat and pulverized it by driving over the pieces in my Dodge Magnum while kids were watching me "assassinate the Great Pumpkin" while I was blaring the Linus & Lucy song on the stereo.
     
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    Jesus is there no end to your amount of win?
     
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    I have no idea honestly.
     
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    haha But that is just beyond hilarious.
     
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    I was gonna ask where they play GG Allin on the radio until you said you were in your apartment.
     
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    The motherfucking FCC wouldn't have any part of it... it's on a CD.
     
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    not funny.
     
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    What's not funny, Jewie?
     
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    we can celebrate Christmas and he can't
     
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    I overlooked the obvious and was thinking that @oddguy @oddguy @oddguy thought my reindeer prank wasn't funny.
     
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