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Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by SuperSpecialSuperStar, Aug 27, 2011.
I has Bipolar disorder. I'm so cool, please give me attention. Also some OCD apparently.
I could have any disorder I want, when I want.
I have one psychologist, one ergo therapist, one social worker and another therapist, yet I don't have any conditioned disorders.
I'm just rly fucked up
I hate bugs. I also cant watch IV needles being stuck into people (like on TV or whatever). Otherwise, no fear of heights/darkness/speed/etc.
Weird tics, one of them being that I like to run, mostly in circles, while listening to music
Also am in somewhere between Alpha Male and a misogynist socially
Nope, I'm pretty fucking weird.
Also lonely up in this bitch, cause I'm so fucked up that I can't keep friends.
I hate praying Mantises,spiders and beetles. all other bugs are ok
I've had tics since I was like 6. They change ever few months. At last count I've had like 17 different ones. They include:
having to hit the ground with my right heel every step
the same as above but with the front of my foot
only chewing food on the right side of my mouth
rubbing the two biggest toes on my right food together. Now there's a big callous on my toe.
rubbing my fingernails together
hitting my wrist on my hip
hitting my elbow on my hip
jumping a little every time I took a step with my right foot
grinding my teeth
hitting my steering wheel with the palm of my hand
And some others I don't feel like trying to remember right now. Also all the ones with hitting something is always in groups of 5, 8, 10, 12 or 15. I like those numbers. Also OCD. A LOT of OCD. That's evident by the numbers. I also have mysophobia. Now I can handle dirty, and I don't mind disgusting things (at least not as much as I used to) but personally I like to be clean. I shower like twice daily. Also I used to hate doorknobs. They were the nastiest things to me. My biggest problem is schizophrenia. I recently discovered I've had it since like second grade. This leads to a lot of hallucinations and delusions.
I am the voices in your head.
I was premature and had a stroke, which may have caused me to have Asspies shit. I hate the diagnosis, but the guy who diagnosed me was a slimy MKULTRA shill. The NWO man. They're out to get me I know it. Illuminati coming for me because they be the Killuminati.
I don't hear voices. Well, other voices. It's like two of me inside my head.
Whenever I see or think about chain link fences my eyes fuck up. Does that count?
I have an impulsive second half which makes me think of incest/gore/shit and stuff. His name's Steve XD so random
talking about bikini waxs...
tyra bank's breasts
tyra bank's breasts scare the crap out of me
I'm kind of bland. I just have chronic depression, high anxiety, and a dash of social phobia. However unlike the aspies on the ED articles I actually try to get over or at least cope with my issues.
Some social-phobia, but that's all.
A.D.D and a crippling fear of public restrooms .
Oh yeah, ADHD and some sort of social anxiety. I knew I was forgetting something.
Also when I was in like 10th grade I had different personalities based off of my internal organs. My stomach was a gay purple T-Rex.
I always knew you had a little homo in you. This just confirms it.
Soon to be getting SSI too :awesomesmall:
No, that was back when I was less mentally stable than I am now.
Although my schizophrenia has gotten a lot worse since then, so maybe I was actually better back then.
Uh, is that a symptom of your schizophrenia?
I don't have any kind of mental disorder that has been diagnosed, and I certainly don't want to be lame and self-diagnose assburgers/depression/ptsd, etc. Who knows, maybe I'm just fucked up but don't fall under anything specific.
But I do have a phobia of zombies. Though, here's where it gets weird. If it's depicted in a movie, I'm typically not scared of it at all. It only seems when they are in a video game, where I control the life or death of Jill Sandwich do I get afraid. Though games with more cartoony zombies, say Earthbound or Zombies Ate My Neighbors do not bother me at all. I do freak out when I have dreams about them though.
I can have full conversations.
Cancer of the Internet
The Nine Dragons
I'm full of cereal, I have all of these.
I have some anxiety, some depression and polysubstance addiction. I take a grip of drugs and it makes it all better.
I hear it's like 500 bucks a month.
Could be worse, anyway.
Shoo, Nigger Springfield, back to your mother's basement!