Megan Piper, Porn Star, Can't Attend Prom With Mike Stone, School Says

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  1. PublicEnemy

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    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/...nd-prom-mike-stone-school-says_n_1371140.html

    Whats the point of bringing a pornstar if you can't even fuck her after?
     
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  3. CallMeMaggot

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    it was high school prom, not porn... dumbass kid

    btw, here we have the little princess:

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  4. Ronny

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    Well, she doesn't seem very hawt
     
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    The vast majority of porn stars aren't.
     
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    I'd sue the school.


    come on! its been sued for more retarded shit.
     
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    Of course the kid is some fat loser, rofl.
     
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    He hangs out with porn-bitches, you're a loser
     
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    Correction, he doesn't hang out with porn bitches.
     
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    What a shame. I'm sure everyone would have thought that kid was TOTALLY cool for paying a woman who gets payed for sex to go to a gay ass prom with him. I never went to a prom. Too much retarded drama with angsty teenagers. Like this.
     
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    Hey guys, wanna derail this thread?
     
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    He has to pay them to fucking hang out with him, you bearded lesbian.
     
  13. I_Cant

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    could be worse. the girl who sat next to me at my high school graduation (well, 2 seats away, we were next to each other during rehearsal) went to prom while cosplaying as some anime guy
     
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    But the movie American Pie states that the prom is just a gear-up for the wild sex afterwards.
     
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    But the movie American Pie is just the gear up for American Reunion afterwards.
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