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  1. Dr. Rice

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    Do you have to pay for them or just suck a few cocks or can you get them simply when you ask for them?
     
  2. Rock

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    Well done
     
  3. Immortal_Cake

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    ...yes.
     
  4. rst8

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    I got mine without even asking
     
  5. Immortal_Cake

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    Medals used to be awarded for a certain achievement.
     
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    I think you have a vary loose definition of the word "achievement".
     
  7. Moscow

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    this, I picked mine up quite early on, had to ask nicely to swap a euro medal for my brit one though.
     
  8. Flu

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    medals are the pogs of EDF.

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    all my medals
     
  9. Fumo161

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    Why do you care about medals?
    Wanna brag about it? Wanna feel important? Wanna belong with those that have them?
    I laugh at your desperate attempts to "mingle". If you really want a medal, just be yourself.
    ...Or buy it.
     
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    My medals are not needed: I'm obviously Christian and I DON'T WANT THE HIJACKER ONE.
     
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    As no doubt you are aware, this world hates you like it hates our savior, Jesus Christ the all-mighty (amen). You too must bear the stigma on your body - as proverbial scars upon both cheeks, which you have turned in piety. Like our Christ, those accursed medals are your nail holes.

    But, as you know - for you have told myself and others, countless times: with your divine job done and called to heaven, you will be washed of the filth this world has slung -- bathed in the light, given your true form, and worthy to forever sit at the right hand of God and judge the souls of those you have tried so hard to save, here and now.

    Amen.

    HE art courageous
    for baring his stigma
    by his name

    like light at midnight;
    a christ beacon

    whilst all others
    rejoice -
    beast marks
    upon their heads

    as holy bullseyes
    when come the assassin of the Lord
     
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    Lack of medals is nonconformist *puts on gay sunglasses ,and scarf *
     
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    OH LOOK AT ME I JUST GOT AN INTERNET ACHIEVMENT OMFGOMFGOMFG.

    seriously. medals are gay.
     
  15. CallMeMaggot

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    totally, I proudly wear the proof in my chest

    wait
     
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    Lets get some hymns going down in this thread. Glory glory amen and all that.

    And did those feet in ancient time.
    Walk upon England's mountains green:
    And was the holy Lamb of God,
    On England's pleasant pastures seen!

    And did the Countenance Divine,
    Shine forth upon our clouded hills?
    And was Jerusalem builded here,
    Among these dark Satanic Mills?

    Bring me my Bow of burning gold;
    Bring me my Arrows of desire:
    Bring me my Spear: O clouds unfold!
    Bring me my Chariot of fire!

    I will not cease from Mental Fight,
    Nor shall my Sword sleep in my hand:
    Till we have built Jerusalem,
    In England's green & pleasant Land
     
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    Do you get your "whiner" medal yet?
     
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    I need it to glue in place the handful of pubic hair that I try to pass as male rug

    Those of us we haven't your testosterone levels need petty tricks like that to pass as real men
     
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    Are you 13 or Jon Arbuckle?
     
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    or jerry seinfeld?
     
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  23. Dr. Rice

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    I got the Nazi one cause it is close enough to Fascism for my liking. I feel that the hate associated with the Nazi one is balanced out with the love if you know I am a heavy drinker and (pot) smoker.