In Boac town and a few other cities, it is still commonplace to hold all-day ritualistic crucifixions of their citizens to celebrate their faith. They crucified several people, hammering actual nails through their hands (inaccurate) and feet, as well as tortured/whipped/stabbed them. American Christians, you need to step it up! And the Burger King was there with his minions. Fun for the whole family! Hipsters should take note and stop bragging about their ear plugs. Pussies. Afterwards, they all turned into zombies, in accordance with the story of Jesus' resurrection, and everybody died. They probably got tetanus. Happy Easter!