maybe some help is in need

Discussion in 'Locker Room Talk' started by Likeicare, Jul 11, 2013.

  1. Likeicare

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    Time to break character just for this thread and act like a normal person

    So im struggling with an amphetamine......problem, that I tend to play of as being cool and funny and all, but its not, I dont sleep, ive spent thousands of dollars, ive lost heaps of weight, and ive destroyed my nose

    I dont want to seek professional help because I refuse to admit that im an addict and tell myself i can stop at any time, ill just smoke/snort this first...constantly

    So I was wondering if any of you lot had experienced the same thing
     
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    You also forgot all the apostrophes and to capitalize the "I" a few times.

    I helped.
     
  3. Likeicare

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    Thanks oddy, you inspired me to get off drugs and found a multibillion dollar company
     
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    smoke weed.
     
  5. Likeicare

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    Oh wow this thread
    I need to stop ed-ing when drunk
     
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    don't worry likeicare, Dr.Milwin is here to fix you up

    now open wiiiide
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  8. Likeicare

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    But I don't even do drugs.....
     
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    OK thank you for coming nurses, now we can commence the operation Mr.likeicare

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    My ex girlfriend shot speed. She's dead now. It was a pretty ugly experience.

    Easiest way to quit is to make it really hard to get.
     
  13. Onideus

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    Um...yer fucked! LOL No, srsly, you really are. I hate to be the one to break this to ya, but meth withdrawal is INSANE, like...I can't believe anyone in their right mind would ever be dumb enough to ~try~ the stuff if they understood at all what the withdrawal is like.

    PROTIP: Meth withdrawal...yeeeeaaaah...give it about a *YEAR*...and then it'll start to let up...a ~little~...

    Meth is largely a product of our insane level "War on Drugs". Basically we made SAFER recreational drugs like cocaine extremely difficult to procure and as a result people started looking for "alternatives"...which, although fairly easy to get ahold of pretty well fuck you, your environment and everyone around you to the holy blazes of hell and beyond all the whilst causing nth level fire and environmental health hazards for the rest of the populous which spiral out to costing tax payers literally BILLIONS of dollars every year to deal with (on top of the BILLIONS already flushed away into the "war").
     
  14. Likeicare

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    You're a fucking idiot, and once again talking about something you know nothing of, other than what you have read on the internet.

    Shut up
     
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    Sorry d00d, but you seriously are fucked. Meth withdrawal is beyond insane. Hell it makes Tramadol withdrawal look like a fun trip at Disneyland by comparison and it's one of the "worst of the worst" (largely because it was specifically engineered that way in order to have "low abuse potential").

    At least with Tramadol (and opiates in general) you can come off it fairly easily by downgrading to Neurontin or another GABA analog. I'm not aware of anything you can use to easily come down from freakin METH! That shit is...geez man, you have *REALLY* fucked yourself...you really have no idea.

    It's honestly too bad that I ~haven't~ written most of the material you can find on meth online, because if I had ~your~ dumbass probably never would have tried taking it in the first place!
     
  16. Likeicare

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    Once again, you make yourself look like an idiot, while trying to talk about a drug to someone who is addicted to it. Try again, kid, come back when you know what youre going on about

    Protip: when youre coming down, valium is your friend
     
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    No d00d, I'm talking about GETTING OFF the drug, not "after party" come-down shit.

    Tha'fawk...you really are a drug n00b, aren't you? Of course I guess that was pretty fuckin evident the minute you didn't use SWIM tags. Fuckin dumbass n00b.
     
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    PS - Go to a fucking doctor...NOW! If you want to be alive in ten years, GO...TO...A...DOCTOR!

    That's pretty well your only hope of ~maybe~ getting off that shit...but even if you do it's gonna be like AA, it's gonna haunt you for the rest of your fucking existence and you'll NEVER be completely "off" the drug, no matter how long you go without it.
     
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    No way, the more I take, the cooler I am
     
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    Did you know that the DEA can actually bust your stupid ass simply for openly admitting that you do drugs? That's how Weev got busted at one point by the by...you really better watch yourself d00d...I think yer gonna be the next "Ryan" of the ED community.

    We'll all send you some care packages of anal lube when you're serving time in jail for meth purchases.
     
  21. Likeicare

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    Uhhhhhh I live in Australia, faggot
    Its not a crime to do drugs, nor do you get prison time for being in possession of small amounts......
    You're an idiot
     
  22. uberfukken

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    3 weeks and a QP of kush. You'll be fine
     
  23. Likeicare

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    I dont want to get off anymore
     
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    You're an idiot if you don't think the DEA will have your dumbass extradited in exchange for political points just to make an example out of you.

    That's often the number one mistake of flunkie fuckups like you...thinking that if you're overseas you're somehow exempt from Mein Fuhrer US Law...sorry kiddy, really doesn't work that way. The US OWNS your sorry Australian ass in more ways than you can imagine.
     
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    Stock up on weed and valium, lock yourself in your house for a week, you'll be fine...trust me.
    After like day 2-3 you will feel anxious and extremely emotional, make sure you post here during this period.
     
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    :D:D:D
     
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    Wow, you just went full retard
     
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    I made this thread ages ago. I don't want to stop
     
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    The upside to withdrawal is you should experience some insane dreams, always look on the upside.