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    It was today that Mayans promised the world would end
    So far nothing's happened and that's just a major disappointment


    -1/10 fuck the Mayans
     
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    pffft fuck the mayans. they couldn't even predict their own demise.
     
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    Think'st thou that I, who saw the face of God
    And tasted the eternal joys of heaven,
    Am not tormented with ten thousand hells
    In being deprived of everlasting bliss?”


    what if we're already dead?
     
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    I bet the central American tourist board created this hoax to drive up tourist numbers.
     
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    MYSTERY SOLVED.

    HOLY FUCK, I'M THE BEST. The Sandy Hook Elementary school shooting! DON'T YOU SEE?




    IT WAS A SACRIFICE TO THE MAYAN GODS IN ORDER TO PREVENT THE END OF THE WORLD.


    HE KILLED SO THAT WE MAY LIVE! That guy wasn't a murderer, HE WAS OUR SAVIOR FROM EXTERMINATION.



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    I'm sure this theory will enrage the floppy wristed.
     
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    Matthew 24:36
    "But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father."
     
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    Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. Not even the powerful Mayans profets could.
     
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    How can you people be this stupid?

    What makes you think the Mayans were predicting the end of the world? They only ran out of room.

    The clock, for example, has 12 or 24 hours on it; you don't expect the world to end after the clock strikes 12:00:00 or 24:00:00, unless you're a moron.

    Also, there has been many predictions that the world will end, in the past, that has failed to happen; they will keep predicting them in the future and they will still fail at predicting them to happen.

    Jesus-fucking-Christ, guys, it's like you're a bunch of delusional Christians, thinking that Jesus will finally come.

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    most of us trashbags didnt have lifes 2 lose in da first plaece nways ;8

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    fuck the mayans. this is what's gonna happen
     
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    So disappointing that they couldn't make a third movie to coincide with the date. Would have been BALLIN'.
     
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    The distance between us and the next closest planet capable of housing sentient life is so vast that the ability to travel between the planets are epistemically impossible. Whether or not we are alone, we are alone.

    All talk of aliens is charlatanism at its greatest.
     
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    i did hope in it too, but nothing..
     
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    Well to be honest,
    in the 19th century,
    the distance between us and the moon was so vast,
    that Edgar Allan Poe's and Jules Verne's stories of lunar landings
    were considered fiction for kids.





    Maybe one day, mankind will travel the stars.

    ( I pity the universe should that occur)
     
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    That's epistematic nonsense.

    Fuck, maybe even at Proxima Centaury can exist carbon-based life, and it's at less than 5 light-years away.
     
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    You're implying that the government doesn't already have a TARDIS.


    Your moms asshole is less than 5 light-years away too, but I don't even know where it is.


    Him:0
    You:0
    Me:1

    :cool:
     
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    If there are aliens upon us, they must be furries, since if they can conquer us any time they want I do not see any other reason for keeping hiding rather than masturbating to xeno porn.