May the Best Pet Win!

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  1. Patroclus Rex

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    The episode starts with Rainbow Dash in a dream flying around in the sky, when suddenly Owlowiscious comes up and starts flying with her. Strangely, Owlowiscious' head turns into Winona's head, and then the body turns into Gummy's body and the head turns into Angel's head. Suddenly, Opalescence pops out of Angel's mouth, scaring Rainbow Dash into waking up.
    When Rainbow Dash wakes up, she is met by Rarity, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Applejack and Twilight, all with their pets. They tell her that they always come down to the park at the same time every week with their pets to play with them. The ponies try to make Rainbow Dash understand why they don't invite Fluttershy insists on giving him a chance her, but Rainbow Dash, who is the only pony without a pet, exclaims that she understands and sees no reason for them to invite her if she doesn't even have a pet.

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    However, Rainbow Dash flies back down from her tree to them, and says that she would like a pet at some point. Thrilled, Fluttershy brings her to her home, and shows off her collection of animals. Fluttershy and Rainbow break into song as Fluttershy shows Rainbow her wonderful choices of pets. Rainbow insists she wants a "cool pet that will be able to keep up with her". Unable to decide, Rainbow holds a series of contests to determine which pet will be hers.

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    The Falcon wins the first contest (speed); the Hummingbird wins the agility course, and the monarch Butterfly wins the "guts" test - trying to get Opal's favorite toy away from her. The Eagle wins the next, "cool sounds" and the Owl wins the next, "awesome moves." Talent is up next, and the Bat wins this one. Rainbow talks to the tortoise, and tells him to go home.
    Still unable to decide, Rainbow holds a race in Ghastly Gorge against her. The other birds are together, while the tortoise is last, sweating as he tries to catch up with Rainbow. The falcon gets stuck in bramble bushes, but the bat, eagle, and owl make it. But the falcon catches up, her wing curled up. Near the caves with the quarray eels, the bat is almost devoured but manages to get away. There is a rockfall, and the racers suddenly get ahead of Rainbow and her wing is stuck underneath a rock.

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    Giving up, she cries for help. Stuck in the middle of nowhere, there is no one to help her. But suddenly, she spots the tortoise slowly approaching her, and laments that now she'll have to spend the rest of her life with the tortoise as well as being trapped by a rock. The tortoise, however, lifts up the rock, freeing Rainbow Dash.
    At the finish line, Rainbow Dash's friends await her arrival. Noticing that only the four racers finish the race, they begin to worry about Rainbow Dash. Applejack spots an avalanche through Twilight's binoculars, but also spots Rainbow Dash riding on the tortoise, with her wings bandaged. Rainbow Dash and the tortoise finish the race, and the other ponies exclaim for Rainbow Dash to meet her new pet, the falcon.
    However, Rainbow Dash doesn't feel right with the falcon as her pet, even if it is everything she wanted. She says that her pet would be the one that finished the race with her, and the tortoise is the only one who did so. With this in mind, she accepts the tortoise as her new pet, thanking him for saving her. She then asks Spike to take a note for Princess Celestia, telling her that she learned the most important quality in a pet is not how cool they are or how much they can do, but is a kind of spirit that will stand with her.

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    At the end of the episode, Rainbow Dash now joins the rest of her friends in their pet playdate. Rainbow Dash's tortoise is then shown wearing a helicopter hat, flying to the park, after Twilight points out that she wanted a pet that can keep up with her, and RD names him Tank.
     
  2. ExplosiveDiareah

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    On behalf of the EDF elite who are awesome (Flu Zaiger, Oddguy Contcom PerpA and AJ etc)
    I believe they would all appreciate me telling you for them to..
    GTFO AND GB2 PONYCHAN PONYFAG
     
  3. Web v1.0

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    Awesome!
     
  4. ExplosiveDiareah

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    WRONG ANSWER.
    You are now a BronyPonyFag.
     
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    Why do Bronies arouse fits and urges for violence to purge with fire and incinerate those who partake in it?
     
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    PURGE THE PONIES
     
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    Good postin' bro.
     
  10. 1H4T3NUMB3R5

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    excellent, they have acquired more exposure to ponies.
     
  11. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Your Dad should stuck it in the pooper.
     
  12. 1H4T3NUMB3R5

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    Your eyes should stuck it to a tv screen, to watch ponies
     
  13. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Just for that, i am going to go and fap to some sick twisted furry porn by ChimeraSynx.
     
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    Have fun with that. after that you should watch mlp
     
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    Which mod keeps aproving these ._.
     
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    which mods WOULDN'T approve these things.
     
  17. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Shall we throw a petition to chuck bronies out on their asses if they cannot keep this shit to themselves?
     
  18. ExplosiveDiareah

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    @Atomic_Joe our Resident filth expert.
     
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  20. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Atomic Joe is like Colonel Quidditch from Avatar, he doesn't give a fuck about ponies,
    he drinks coffee, and chomps badly made american cigars, and shoots shit while eating pussy.
     
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    Suck up much? there moderators not gods. i understand if the shortened form "mod" confuses you. it is only one letter off :meow:
     
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    EDF NEEDS TO BE ABOUT 20% 100% PONY FREE
     
  24. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Atomic Joe is awesome.
     
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    We're gonna love and tolerate the shit out of you:

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    Fuck, they've even ruined Warhammer 40k with their pony shit
     
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    ...I don't like this. You seriously need to die.
     
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    Mighty big words for a furry. And I lol'd at the EDF elite thingy :a2m: