so some girls like to use cucumbers or whatever. what i like to do is open a kraft single while one half is still stuck to the wrapper and i wrap the open cheesy side against my , then i masturbate using the slick clear plastic as a type of dry lube. as my jack off session gets faster the friction also makes it get hotter until the cheese melts and drips all over my nutsack. ive thought pretty long and hard about this and id like to copyright the idea and make some kind masturbatory version of the snuggie except with more cheese and cocks. maybe calling it something whimsickle like the snookie. it has pleasant sexual connotations right? so how have you guys innovated the fine art of mastubration?