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  1. Atomic_Joe

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    Come, smell the manly musk of your savior. I oft times walk as if I am carrying a cross. People stop and say "Joe you walk like you got a load in your pants". No, it's the burden of carrying societies ills that makes me walk that way. The burden of carrying the joys of the world on my shoulders. And some of the maggots say "Joe you got me through my divorce, Joe you got me through my battle with colon cancer, you got me through this hideous time in my life".

    But who gets me through. WHO CAN I TURN TO?. That's just it. I have no one to turn to. Because...I am the end of the line. While I am the way of the truth and the light, YOU MAY COME UNTO ME. The similarities are amazing. I too sit up on the throne...of course I'm smokin' a newport and reading sports iullustrated. You think anyone was BORN to post like this? Don't you think there must be some sort of divine intervention, AND YET YOU CAST YOUR DOUBTS? YOU WOULD RISK ETERNAL DAMNATION TO TURN YOUR BACK ON ME!? YOU THINK ANYONE CAN DO THIS OUT OF SHEER WILL ALONE?

    Come, my friend, be by my side. The rest will burn in eternal damnation while we dance. RIDE THIS TRAIN TO GLORY WITH ME. We shall shout not hallelujah, but HAIL THE SATAN. Come with me now, habba do ga ga HABBA DA GA GA


    HABBA DO GA GA!!!

    Oh no, wait a minnit, THE MEN IN THE WHITE COATS ARE COMING FOR ME, NO WAIT. I'M JESUS, DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND, IM REALLY JESUS AHAHA HAEH A EAHA EH AH AHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!!




     
  2. Weezus Christ

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    are you making fun of me?

    lol
     
  3. oddguy

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    if he isn't then your reply is awfully self important.
    if he is then the likeness is uncanny.
     
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  5. Atomic_Joe

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    Nope, just getting my pent up shitpost out of the way.
     
  6. k-hate

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    So this is what you do while I'm at work...

    that and watch porn in your PUNISHER underoos and making insanely hot chilli and working out. Omg I just realized you can't watch porn on the computer anymore cause it's out in the kitchen now and the lesbian roommate would probably not appreciate your dick out. Do you watch it in the bedroom on the dvd player? You can use my laptop in the bedroom as long as you don't splooge on it or download anything. Please make sure the porn isn't mixed in with the Xbox games, I forgot where I hid it and I think I put it with them. Okay I should stop talking to you via forum post.
     
  7. Tom

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    what the hell?
     
  8. Gwazi

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    I was inspired to read sports illustrated from this.
     
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    The Nicest Poster on EDF2

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    i will be your friend....
    sounds like you need a hug

    (((HUGS)))
     
  10. Lucky

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    Goddammit k-hate, now I'm imagining Joe in Punisher Underoos and X-Men flip flops running around with a bowl of chili in one hand and a bottle of Jack in the other, dick out, screaming "KILL NIGGERS ERRDAY".

    Then again knowing him you probably come home to that weekly.
     
  11. Atomic_Joe

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    You are clearly jelly.
     
  12. Lucky

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    Ok, let me rephrase:
    I'm imagining Joe in Punisher Underoos and X-Men flip flops running around with a bGUN in one hand and a bottle of Jack in the other, dick out, screaming "OH MY GOD IT'S A SPIDER IMMA SHOOT UP MY LAUNDRY".
     
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    YOU ARE STILL JELLY
     
  14. Lucky

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    nope.avi
     
  15. Negi Springfield

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    I might let kamisama posses me and then make posts.

    ぼくは神様だよ。ネギ・スプリングフィエルドでわない。神はわたしのからだにへ。

    Freaking out now man...aliens talking through me. Oh my god...
     
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