Mass Effect 3 NO SPOILERS!

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  1. KoalaRimjob

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    Collectors are still not dead
     
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    He's not in the game. He's day one DLC. As bullshit as that sounds.

    Collectors Edition has him
     
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    Yeah but nobodies actually gonna buy this shit so its all the same thing, wonder where all these faggots are going to be on the ship it was packed in me2.

    Better not have axxed all the me2 guise
     
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    Think again. People are raging
     
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    5$ says when the reapers are rapeing the citadel the nigger on the left is like "theres no evidence these "reapers" exist your mental state is fragile !1!!!11! "

    lol
     
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    I have CE on preorder, so I will get all dat sweet day 1 DLC. I have a super uber save going from ME-->ME2 that I'm going to import the shit out of.

    I think we should get down to what this thread inevitably will become.
    ROMANCES
     
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    lulz what ? People actually do that i was like "gtfo faggot" if i wanted to play a lame dateing sim id play singles lol
     
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    Admit it, you long to feel Vega's strong arms around your maleshep.
     
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    lol jacob fucks maleshep in the ass and the christfag Williams catches them in the act and trys conversion therapy on both of them... You heard it here first guise
     
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    SPOILER: WREX WORKS THE BACK DOOR.
     
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    I'd get down with grunt. Erry day. Some nice gay sex with that huge fucking frog. Hell yeah. Even if it is pedophilia technically.


    Also have a femshep save ready to have les sex with every blue woman in space, and Miranda's ghettolicous booty
     
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    lol lies your maleshep + vega + jacob + kaiden + mordin + garrus up your butt.
     
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    I still believe in Monogamy you sick fuck
     
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    this is SPACE nigger.
     
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    True, but not all of them.

    To quote a bioware social member
     
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    no, that's preferable to blacks.
     
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    whatev nigga
     
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    murder blacks. I'll stop the reapers after they're done with africa.
     
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    Middle East as well. Also this guy I hated form highschool. I'll wait for the reapers to kill him
     
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    also do some free looting and raping.
     
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    I find it odd that during the whole course events of the game(I don't know for sure) Earth won't be destroyed when they're attacked right of the beginning

    Also SpaceEditionFaggot revealed that Femshep can't romance Ashley. This might spell doom fo Kaidan Male Shep faggots
     
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    Full english version is finally out

    Code:
    http://www.peeje.com/files/359998562/3EMN7.part01.rar.html
    http://www.peeje.com/files/359999972/3EMN7.part02.rar.html
    http://www.peeje.com/files/360000635/3EMN7.part03.rar.html
    http://www.peeje.com/files/360000707/3EMN7.part04.rar.html
    http://www.peeje.com/files/360001075/3EMN7.part05.rar.html
    http://www.peeje.com/files/360001186/3EMN7.part06.rar.html
     
    Password : awesome
    Just waiting on the crack... Then calling in sick with the rest of the IT dpt :D
     
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    either crack this or you will DIE. Also, since a friend isbuying me the N7 edition, I'm still going to the store, buuuut I am thinking about spoilerbombing the gamestop and making a quick run.
     
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    Anyone else pissed over this whole "stranded in space" thing as the best ending?
     
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    lol or is Ashley still a christfag after watching jesus

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    Through the whole thing
     
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    Well you know how it goes "you can fight like a krogan, run like a leopard, save all mankind from its sins, but you'll never be better than commander shepard"
     
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    already per-ordered collectors edition so no I aint pirating.
     
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    I am super pissed. Also any chance for Garrus, Lirai, Femshep threesome?
     
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    sadly, the threesome is the realm of dragon age, you can totally have buttsex with your shuttle pilot though, little bitch cries over his dead husband.