Martial Arts

Discussion in 'Locker Room Talk' started by Stephen, Dec 1, 2011.

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Best Martial Art?

  1. They're all shit

    50.0%
  2. Other

    5.0%
  3. Karate

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  4. Jujitsu

    5.0%
  5. Kung Fu

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  6. Wu Shu

    5.0%
  7. Jeet Kune Do

    10.0%
  8. Mixed Martial Arts

    7.5%
  9. Tae Kwon Do

    7.5%
  10. Krav Maga

    10.0%
  1. Stephen

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    Post/discuss martial arts, techniques, etc.

    No Chuck Norris jokes.
     
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    Martial arts is for testosterone induced retards who can't think, i.e. the American bourgeois and the jews in Israel.
     
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    2:48 onwards...it's...beautiful
     
  4. Stephen

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    I don't think japs have testosterone. And besides, alot of martial artists are scrawny-ass faggots who don't feel like building muscle.
     
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    Jeet Kune Do. Accept no substitute.
     
  6. Stephen

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    leet-lulz-troll is the best Martial Art, obv.
     
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    I was given as a gift a Bokator fighting scarf.
     
  8. Stephen

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    Idk what that is...
     
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    Please destroy this thread mods before it turns into an anime-knowledge based circle jerk.
     
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  10. Stephen

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    Or just ban the weeaboos that post weeaboo stuff.
     
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    Nigger Decapitating Fist.

    I have a level -1 blackbelt.
     
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    Or just ban PerpA.
     
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    Do it faggot.
     
  14. Stephen

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    Jiu Jitsu is my favorite now.
     
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    "I know Jew-Jitsu."
    "Show me."
     
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    Bruce Lee played Jeet Kun Do. He's pretty cool.
     
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    DIAF knows: "cheep coon do".
    :rimshot:
     
  18. Stephen

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    Yeah, I never even heard of it until someone told me it was Bruce Lee's thing.
     
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    Bruce Less invented Jeet Kun Do. It's basically the only one up there which will save your ass in a real fight.
     
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    GAH SHUT UP SHUT UP. LIFE IS NOT KUNG FU. PUT FAITH ONLY IN GUNS
     
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    Do you actually know any jeet kun do ?
     
  23. Stephen

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    You can just build muscle, get faster and more flexible, and practice punching trees in your back yard. This is probably just as good as paying over 9000 dollars a lesson in Martial Arts.

    But what do I know? I'm only part nigra.
     
  24. Baya Rae 4900

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    I agree. Though in some nations (usually run by crazy people) guns are illegal or heavily regulated. In which case your best bet would be a good technique. Or a shiv.

    Basics. Why, do you? I'm sure Jew-Jitsu is more your thing.
     
  25. Stephen

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    I;ve been doing home-video Jeet Kune Do, Ron Balicki's course, for about 5 months.. It's pretty good you should try it
     
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    Bruce Lee could kick that guy's ass in less than ten seconds.
     
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    Lol @ home vid teaching. The best martial art is the one that allows you to win fights. So go out and pick a fight with everyone you meet today. If you win a higher percentage of fights than you lose, congratulations, you just earned your yellow belt.
    Check back tomorrow on how to earn your brown belt.