Mars is ruined already

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  1. Harpoons

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    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-19407396



    This is just plain depressing.
     
  2. Lyle

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    They should of sent Roughcuts to Mars to perform with just enough food and water to get there, but make an underestimate.
     
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    I hope this is effective so aliens can come our planet.
     
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    Beethoven, Bach, Chopin, Mozart...nah, fuck those assholes, let's send this atrocious nigger shit to Mars. Good call, NASA. Let's let the first impression of humanity's creativity be represented with will.i.am.
     
  5. Harpoons

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    Yeah, you could barely hear the autotune on that hip pop bullshit.

    Well he really broke the fucking mould with this.
     
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    What could be MORE collaborative than something from the goddamn London Philharmonic Orchestra? What fucking genius put THIS stupid asshole in charge of the musical selection?
     
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    That is the only thing nigger related which will reach mars.
     
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    I guess the shitty pop singer of the day. Fuck, I literally couldn't be angrier about this.
     
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    That's what happens when you allow Americans to decide anything. They could've at least gone with:



    Anyway, I would've chosen this:



    Seems fitting as the unofficial anthem to a bleak and empty world.
     
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    I'd go with this for the bleak empty world part.

    But I'm sure any alien would like this.

     
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    Surely this.


    Or, at a stretch :

     
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    Could someone fill me in on what the point is? Are we entertaining the rocks on Mars now? I don't understand the point of blaring any music on Mars.

    Nasa must be desperate if they're so willing to participate in such a shameless publicity stunt.
     
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    It really chaps my ass to unbearable levels that of all the musical genius that has been spawned over the course of 1,000 years, they chose some auto-tuned, negroid shit to play on Mars. Just watch, aliens are going to show up begging for food stamps because of this.
     
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    I wonder what the Martians think about how we're shoving our shitty music culture in their faces.
     
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    @Atomic_Joe I was actually considering the Space Odyssey theme but I figured it was too lively and upbeat. Requiem is also too lively. I also considered this song:



    But I figured that it wasn't bleak enough. And this:



    But I figured it was too lively.
     
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    @Harpoons Or this:



    Or this:



    Or this:



    Or this:



    As far as Life On Mars is concerned, the song was ruined when it was used in the (American version of) Life On Mars TV series. But, honestly, anything would've been better than this:

     
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    Poor mars, it's going to be the ghetto in space. Well I guess that means white people can have earth to themselves.
     
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    We've already predicted that shit.



     
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    They should have gone with this



    or this

     
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    Nasa is down with teh kwell kidz.

    This is the only correct answer:

     
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    It's could be worst, is could be reggaeton.
     
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    I hate reaggaeton too! Stupid spic music-wait, I shouldn't say that in front of a Nicaraguan.
     
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    Oh you, sadly is the true.
     
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    Niggers have brought nothing good. Except the one black in Oceano, atleast he is socially acceptable.
     
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    We are not niggers bro.
     
  26. Baya Rae 4900

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    I suppose it could've been this:

     
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    Everyone knows the only piece of music to properly introduce humanity is this:



    Or possibly this:

    I mean we ARE power hungry all right
     
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    Ugh, who let black people work at NASA.


    I think even this is more appropriate than that nigger music. Will i am probably thinks a metaphor is how insects mature.
     
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    This is what they should've played on mars.
     
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    No, NASA should've streamed this. It's a perfect representation of what the human race is all about.