Man who refuses to defecate still up shit creek

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  1. wretchedgretchen

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    I just saw this accident today with this tacoma that had it's roof all crunched up, so it had rolled at least once. But it was sitting on top of the guard rail in the middle of the highway so somehow he rolled, caught air, and landed smack dab sideways on top of the rail.
     
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  3. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    How lame... my dick fell asleep :(
     
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    I feel like "clever" puns have fallen out of fashion in porn names
     
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    Humor has come under fire... be careful
     
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    U think I ain't familiar with that?

    Ok fine how about '''dysphagis Tardivedyskinesia?'
    Or Dysphagia Priapism there we go.
     
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    Too much Latin...
     
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    @Solution school these niggas in medico speak
     
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    I'm fucking choking to death, and you are joking with your compadre...
     
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    How do u think it usually goes wit tweaky fucks like me?

    Just like this
     
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    I know everything about you... I should have assumed.
     
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    Gretch confirmed for redneck trailer trash
     
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    I'm currently on a calorie deficit, do a lot of exercises. In my usual metabolism I shit once a few days/week. Lately I shit every day/twice a day, yet my weight loss for March is still only about 1.5 kgs (it was a very insane weather so I may have water retention, one day I even gained 2-3 kgs, the next I lost them). Sometimes I shit almost as much as I eat. Why am I gaining mass?
     
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    Gonna reply in the health thread seems to be more appropriate there: https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.rs/threads/℞℞℞-official-thread-of-edmed-℞℞℞.29505/page-6