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Discussion in 'News' started by Harpoons, Mar 7, 2018.
Being a sufferer of Fecal incontinence, this post is upsetting... he doesn't even know the power he possesses.
I invented kegels, I carry cinder blocks on my dick at work.
You can extended them to your butthole too. Snap a nigga dick right off, nomsayin?
Oh... I know.
Seen it (not really)
It helps with distance and volume too
Oh yeah, this is a shit thread... @Radha the Buttwhisperer we have scat questions that need answering.
No, ejaculation... remember what that is?
Lol while were on the subject of buttholes and boners, have you tried maca? You have to take it regularly for a couple months to reach full potency but once it kicks in it gives you absurd hardons. Definitely recommend...
I actually have a schedule of vitamins I take to drop bombs.
We spoke of this a few years ago.
Now that's how you hold your shit together.
Again... who are you?
Not being a dick, just asking...
lol poo poo
That Lamarr is so strong he could hold the shit for you too. Only if he wasn't giving birth to a new zaiger.
I'll watch your suicide feed, I might be the only one, but I will view it... you seem desperate and needy, but we have all been there.
Yeah I had some dummy in the drunk tank at work crank one out n then try n throw it at me like a gooey globbed up ninja smoke bomb. That was a fun one to restrain.
Now what were ur scat questions?
Hospitals have drunk tanks?
That's gross... If you are gonna have sperms thrown in your face, you need a screen name and compensation.
Yeah I thought that only happened in the basement cells of mental asylums
Yeah where do u think 5-O brings ur dumbass b4 they book u? Cant really effectively mirandaize a nigga if he's pissing himself drunk. N if he's a constant drinker, withdrawing cold turkey gonna kill him with DTs.
Lmfao I guess u never blew high enough on ur breathelyzer to warrant ciwa protocol. Lucky u.
It's also where smaller Depts bring faggots in for the confirmatory blood test after u blow high if they don't have a plebotomist at the barracks.
Jizz, jizz spraying is just par for the course son. Now, what were ur poop questions.
I blew a .26...
The only time the cops have taken me to the hospital on an alcohol arrest was when I refused the breathalyzer so 3 cops dragged me into the hospital and forceably held me down while the doctor stuck a needle in me. They stole my blood
Anyways, after that they put me in the drunk tank at the jail.
You taught me that a long time ago...
Do the cops bring them to you, because you will beat them up... while they update their FB status?
I need you to declare a Porn name...
Lol only 3 cops.
I was completely shitfaced and had just been pulled out of my truck after hitting a telephone pole doing 45, it's not like I was on pcp.
Jizzie u know what I do to the lost lambies. Jesus guides me.
The baconboys usually drop em then if they calm try n shark numbers off of female staff. It works... Sometimes..
U got alot of needs. Um Larry Hamdingus.
Was the pole ok?