Man who refuses to defecate still up shit creek

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  1. Harpoons

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  2. j15m

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    Being a sufferer of Fecal incontinence, this post is upsetting... he doesn't even know the power he possesses.
     
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  5. j15m

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    I invented kegels, I carry cinder blocks on my dick at work.
     
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    You can extended them to your butthole too. Snap a nigga dick right off, nomsayin?
     
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    Oh... I know.
    Seen it (not really)
    It helps with distance and volume too
     
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    Oh yeah, this is a shit thread... @Radha the Buttwhisperer we have scat questions that need answering.
    No, ejaculation... remember what that is?
     
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    Lol while were on the subject of buttholes and boners, have you tried maca? You have to take it regularly for a couple months to reach full potency but once it kicks in it gives you absurd hardons. Definitely recommend...
     
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    Yeah...
    I actually have a schedule of vitamins I take to drop bombs.
     
  12. j15m

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    We spoke of this a few years ago.
     
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    Now that's how you hold your shit together.
     
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  14. j15m

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    Again... who are you?
    Not being a dick, just asking...
     
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    lol poo poo
     
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    That Lamarr is so strong he could hold the shit for you too. Only if he wasn't giving birth to a new zaiger.
     
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    I'll watch your suicide feed, I might be the only one, but I will view it... you seem desperate and needy, but we have all been there. :cchug:
     
  18. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    Ejaculation?

    Yeah I had some dummy in the drunk tank at work crank one out n then try n throw it at me like a gooey globbed up ninja smoke bomb. :) That was a fun one to restrain.


    Now what were ur scat questions?
     
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    Hospitals have drunk tanks?
     
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    That's gross... If you are gonna have sperms thrown in your face, you need a screen name and compensation.
     
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    Yeah I thought that only happened in the basement cells of mental asylums
     
  22. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    Yeah where do u think 5-O brings ur dumbass b4 they book u? Cant really effectively mirandaize a nigga if he's pissing himself drunk. N if he's a constant drinker, withdrawing cold turkey gonna kill him with DTs.

    Lmfao I guess u never blew high enough on ur breathelyzer to warrant ciwa protocol. Lucky u.

    It's also where smaller Depts bring faggots in for the confirmatory blood test after u blow high if they don't have a plebotomist at the barracks.
     
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  23. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    Jizz, jizz spraying is just par for the course son. Now, what were ur poop questions.
     
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    I blew a .26... :oops:

    The only time the cops have taken me to the hospital on an alcohol arrest was when I refused the breathalyzer so 3 cops dragged me into the hospital and forceably held me down while the doctor stuck a needle in me. They stole my blood :(

    Anyways, after that they put me in the drunk tank at the jail.
     
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    You taught me that a long time ago...
    Do the cops bring them to you, because you will beat them up... while they update their FB status?
     
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    I need you to declare a Porn name...
     
  27. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    Pussy.

    Lol only 3 cops.
     
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    I was completely shitfaced and had just been pulled out of my truck after hitting a telephone pole doing 45, it's not like I was on pcp.
     
  29. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    Jizzie u know what I do to the lost lambies. Jesus guides me.

    The baconboys usually drop em then if they calm try n shark numbers off of female staff. It works... Sometimes..

    U got alot of needs. Um Larry Hamdingus.
     
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    [​IMG] Was the pole ok?
     
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