Man viewed child porn on US flight

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  1. Squall741

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    Lol dumbass.
     
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    i don't blame him, i did a six hour flight and all i wanted to do was watch child porn, i had never been so horny in all my life.
     
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    I MAY have been on prescription sedatives though
     
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    He was flying from Salk Lake City, the most sexually repressed city in the US. I bet this was his first time ever watching CP, but when you are coming from Mormon country you will take anything you can get.
     
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    I'm learning form this guys mistake...

    Well I might beable to get away with shota on an airplane...

    Let me think about this one.
     
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    Who the fuck keeps child porn on their laptop? My desktop is the only comp I have with enough space for my collection.
     
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    Justice was served!

    Hey Grant! Congratulations! You will forget all about jet lag, airline food, turbulence and the TSA when you are stuck on the sex offender registry for the rest of your life, cannot leave the state of Utah without permission that your PO will NEVER grant, will have restrictions of every kind imaginable, and are stuck around enough Mormons to fill a mass grave the size of Lake Havasu for the rest of your life, whether you are one or not. Glad I could help!

    There are a number of laptops on the market now that have memory comparable to an entry-level or mid-range desktop. They are all out of the price range of most pedophiles since they are Macs and IBMs that were made in the past 2 years.
     
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    Yeah, he should've almost killed someone or committed heavy white-collar crimes. No violence nor white-collar offender registry...
     
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    If he had beaten his wife or domestic partner or a blood relative, or was in a few jurisdictions in California or New York State, he would have had to register as a domestic violence offender and will face similar restrictions to a sex offender. I hope the state of Arizona never does that, since I have something on my record out of Michigan for kicking my dad in the balls after he knocked the wind out of me, and would end up fucked over.
     
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    Anyway, the point is, this guy clearly needs to be locked up. Something very unhealthy is going on upstairs when you have a stash of child porn, and exponentially so when you whip it out in public.
     
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    I would gladly borrow the double-barrel shotgun that belongs to a farmer I work for sometimes, buy some rifled slugs, and blow Grant's brains all over the inside of a Mormon church. He could still get CP as contraband in jail or a mental hospital, or could even send away for department store catalogs and fap to the kids' clothes pages, and could easily rape kids if he is allowed contact visits on a children's visiting day, so killing him might be the best thing.

    It's very likely that he could succumb to peer pressure, hoard his pills or get contraband drugs and an-hero like serial killer Richard Chase did in 1980, get AIDS from prison rape and die of it like serial killer/rapist Larry Isler, or get killed by jailhouse vigilantes the way Jeffrey Dahmer was.
     
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    I stand corrected. However, neither you nor those in CA or NY are subject to a state-arrest, no?
     
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    It would be at the hands of city police or the county sheriff if such an arrest was made...
     
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    just watch petite porn, problem solved
     
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    All good religions are based on repressed sexuality, and Mormonism is definitely the best religion.
     
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    I'm wondering if this was an international flight would it be legal for him to watch CP ? Neutral ground and all...
     
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    @DGTrixie well, why do YOU watch child pornography?

    As for this guy. Seriously bro? On a plane, when the TSA has been known to search people's laptops just ft lulz. When there have been multiple cases of people FINDING cp on laptops during such searches. On a plane. And he had enough money for a first class ticket, a laptop, but not enough common sense to realize that its a bad idea to watch illegal material in a confined space, with a complete stranger a grand total of 18 inches away from you?
     
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    That's the question i had at the tip of my fingers when i clicked.

    ....Did he do it over international waters? does it say?
     
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    Whenever I hear that someone was watching child porn, I wanna fucking light them on fire. Child porn is fucking disgusting.
     
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    So is furry porn.
    but then again could be worse.
    Tai re lee is a pedofur D:
     
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    Normal furry porn isnt as disgusting as furry shota.
     
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    Every time I hear or read something like that I think there must be some kind of reason for that much passion and that person either has a disgusting fetish of their own or is overcompensating for their own little babyfuck habits.
     
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    or even regular shota, but even regular furry porn can be equally disgusting.

    Isn't Chris Hanson also allegedly a bit of an apprentice fiddler himself?
     
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    Nah, she is 30 y.o
     
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    I assume that you are either trolling or being sarcastic, since Mormonism sucks, is so restrictive that it's almost cult-like and deserves isolation in its own country more than the Jews deserve to be in Israel. And I think Joseph Smith wrote the Book of Mormon himself, the golden plates were never proven to exist, and if they did, they'd have been in Hebrew or Aramaic, which Smith probably couldn't read or get a translator for.