Man tracks down and throttles schoolboy after losing at COD

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  1. Harpoons

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    I'd bet everything I own that the annoying little shit deserved it.
     
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    yeah, deserved it.
     
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    Children shouldn't be on CoD in the first place. He just did what the child's parents should've been doing in the first place.

    Have you ever played online with infants screeching in the background every 5 seconds on games that aren't even age-fucking appropriate? I think not. Also, congratulations on your "mother of the year" award!
     
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    Those little fuckers today.....
     
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    This guy doesn't do idle threats

    "Track down" rofl
     
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    Precisely. I bet the kid called him an internet tough guy. Instant karma. 'Round the throat.
     
  8. Harpoons

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    Shame he didn't do a proper job.
     
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    He tried his best.

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    Couldn't they have just written "choked?" But yeah, this guy is less mature than the kid.
     
  11. Regi

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  15. Web v1.0

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    Yeah, I almost thought he gave the kid a hand job.

    But the worst part is that he's an unemployed father of three. Can't he even play games with his kids?
     
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    Maybe he's not allowed to because he keeps choking them when he loses.
     
  17. Web v1.0

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    Maybe.

    GameCube for you, my good sir.
     
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    I could feel my IQ dropping reading the article and the comments under it.
     
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    your iq always below 70,retarded in other word
     
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    I'm willing to bet that even if mine is 70 or in a ballpark range of 70 then I am still smarter than the person you're laying this comment into. Uh, that being said I'd like to comment on this shit article.

    Good thing this guy is now behind bars. Jail motherfucker. Then prison and all that shit. He shouldn't of fucked with a kid, no matter what the reason. Too bad. Game over.
     
  25. Harpoons

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    I think what you're trying to say here is that he shouldn't have got caught. Maybe he could have waited outside the child's house for the perfect opportunity, then stabbed him in the ribcage with a screwdriver when he's sure nobody's looking.
     
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    So, will there be some mod where you hunt snarky kids?
     
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    I'm going to print out this article, keep it in a safe, and when my little brother starts playing on a 4th gen console with a mic, I'm going to take it out and shove it in his face. Then, every time he whines on the mic and does that I'll dress up as a drunk guy and scare him shitless.
     
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  30. Lloyd

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    Well, maybe in the future the kid will not be a faggot on-line any more. Good thing for all, I'd say.