Man rescues rabbit from fires, instantly restores our faith in humanity

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  1. OneEyedFreak
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    http://www.cnn.com/2017/12/07/us/california-wildfires-rabbit-trnd/index.html
     
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  3. Call me Tim

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    OK LAST FUCKING TIME. (I can't believe you are still butthurt over that one fucking story. But, not surprised since you have to kept everyone updated on your latest SAT, ACT etc., test/practice test scores.)

    Honestly. Last - fucking - time.

    The story you posted about the singer was killed (moved) because:
    1) No one knew or cared who she was. She was a French artist and ironically not known to be a LOLcow or a spazmoid, or notable character with dubious intentions or actions.
    2) She died of a freak accident - electrocution.
    3) Made a wildly inaccurate title which was really kinda lame.

    I have been conferenced upon the subject. I am currently involved in the thread moving project. So all stories eventually get moved to their respective categories. (So I just jumped the gun.)

    All other stories you presented which were to be posted, and were available for me to post, I posted them. Period. Every - single - one.

    So -- take a pill will ya.

    But to answer your question - no. They have gotten more interesting.
     
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    I wasn't being serious when I asked that. Also, you're the one who keeps bringing up SAT scores at this point.

    I agree with the first and third ones, but how does a deadly freak accident necessarily make a shitty news thread? If something like this happened IRL, would it not make a decent news thread on here?


    Okay.
     
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  5. Call me Tim

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    Couldn't tell. Your butthurt was real all the 50 times prior, so how was I to know?

    No one is going to laugh over a freak accident unless it was self induced or was the punchline of some poetic justice. It's just shitty luck or a careless error. For example, every year there is some tard that gets ripped and decides he doesn't like this particular saguaro cactus and then blasts it with his trusty 12 gauge. The shotgun blast toppes the cactus upon him and he is crushed to death. And his "rehabbed" crack whore "wife" bitches about the bill/fine from the state because he destroyed an endangered species. (usually in the 1000's of dollars, more if it has "arms" and if it has numerous arms, the price tag is literally in the 10's of thousands of dollars. -- And she typically works only two off shifts at Waffle House.)

    You were in the shoutbox the other day (two days ago?) bragging about some 710 score. Nice selective memory.
     
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    People shoot at cactuses?
     
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    Oh yeah. All the time. The Dirt Munching Hover Hand Cactus Huggers get really butthurt over it. "That cactus was here before Merica was even founded as a colony..." etc., etc. You have to get state approval to have one removed. Usually the answer is no. You have to get a permit to move one. That's how tight they are. Only if it is on your property and in danger of falling over and there is a serious risk of injury do they push it through/not care. But that doesn't mean you can clear cut cactus on your land -- oh no. It has to be seen by a arborist and they have to give the go ahead. Shit ton of forms.
     
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    cacti :D
     
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    lol how is this restoring my faith in humanity. it just reminds me people are retarded.
     
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    This is EDF News, to qualify the man must:
    1) Catches the rabbit and starts fucking it on the spot.
    2) Catches the rabbit and takes it home before fucking it.
    3) Tries to rescue rabbit but catches on fire and both die.
    4) Tries to rescue rabbit but catches on fire and dies but rabbit lives, only to get hit by a car shortly after.
    5) Tries to rescue rabbit but while being distracted a nigger jumps him, robs and then rapes him.
    6) Tries to rescue rabbit, fails then blows his brains out over his guilt of being a faggot.
     
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    7) Tries to rescue rabbit, fails then blows his brains out over his failure of not raping the rabbit.
    8) Catches the rabbit, saves it and @scumhook arrives and then rapes them both.
    9) Tries to rescue rabbit, falls and rabbit rapes him. He then develops an abusive codependent relationship with the rabbit.
     
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    A retard risking his life for a rodent isn't going to restore my faith in humanity.
     
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    I like number 9, that's a happy ending we all need
     
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    who keeps approving this faggot's threads?
     
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    you sound like such an arse-licking corporate cocksucker.

    @uberfukken pls move this thread
     
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