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Discussion in 'News' started by Squall741, Jan 16, 2012.

  1. Squall741

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    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/16/man-hides-gun-in-rectum_n_1208666.html?ref=weird-news
     
    #1 Squall741, Jan 16, 2012
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    Oh fuck they had to touch it afterwards?? Disgusting.

    Also, that gun is fucking huge. My guess is, he had a lot of practice sticking large objects into his rectum.
     
    #2 Sublime, Jan 16, 2012
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    He was just practising for prison.
     
    #3 Baya Rae 4900, Jan 16, 2012
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    So that's where the male g-spot is
     
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    gun-spot?
     
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    Would have been epic if it had gone off during the squat and cough.
     
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    Possible scenarios:
    1) He farts and shoots himself in the foot.

    2) He bends over to pick up a food stamp he dropped, and shoots the nigger behind him in the unemployment line.
     
    #8 scumhook, Jan 17, 2012
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    Holy shit!

    I just Googled and found a picture of the actual gun that was in his butt:
    guninbuttlarge1.
     
    #9 zaiger, Jan 17, 2012
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    Scenario two would be the saddest Astroboy cosplay in history.
     
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    Oh dear god.
     
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    That gun looks like he started to digest it, a bit.
     
    #12 The Lieutenant, Jan 17, 2012
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    TBH, that's pretty hardcore. I certainly wouldn't want to mess with a man of his calibre.
     
    #15 Baya Rae 4900, Jan 17, 2012
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    Is the gun ok?
     
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    It needs some serious counselling.
     
    #17 Baya Rae 4900, Jan 17, 2012
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    Nah, he just must bite the bullet like a man
     
    #18 CallMeMaggot, Jan 17, 2012
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    Sorry, I meant "serious rifling."
     
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    That man must have one loose asshole.
    i bet he can hide other men inside him.
     
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    One thing's for sure: he won't have any problems smuggling cigarettes into prison.
     
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    FUCKIN.......WIN....
     
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    I wonder how many animals were put to death to make that thing.
     
    #26 Baya Rae 4900, Jan 18, 2012
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    u mean cuban harvesters?
     
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    Wait, wait, wait! I got another one! I'm sure he'll be showing off his big guns inside. Soon he'll be top gun there. He needs to remember to be the first to draw his pistol or he'll misfire. I don't know where I'm going with this.

    http://www.dead-philosophers.com/comics/2010-06-08-sigfucius.jpg

    Exactly.
     
    #30 Baya Rae 4900, Jan 18, 2012
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