Man Hides Gun In Rectum

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  1. Squall741

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    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/16/man-hides-gun-in-rectum_n_1208666.html?ref=weird-news

     
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    Oh fuck they had to touch it afterwards?? Disgusting.

    Also, that gun is fucking huge. My guess is, he had a lot of practice sticking large objects into his rectum.
     
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    He was just practising for prison.
     
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    So that's where the male g-spot is
     
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    gun-spot?
     
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    Would have been epic if it had gone off during the squat and cough.
     
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    Possible scenarios:
    1) He farts and shoots himself in the foot.

    2) He bends over to pick up a food stamp he dropped, and shoots the nigger behind him in the unemployment line.
     
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    Holy shit!

    I just Googled and found a picture of the actual gun that was in his butt:
    guninbuttlarge1.
     
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    Scenario two would be the saddest Astroboy cosplay in history.
     
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    Oh dear god.
     
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    That gun looks like he started to digest it, a bit.
     
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    Prisoners - *looks in toilet. "That aint no shit!"
     
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    TBH, that's pretty hardcore. I certainly wouldn't want to mess with a man of his calibre.
     
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    Is the gun ok?
     
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    It needs some serious counselling.
     
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    Nah, he just must bite the bullet like a man
     
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    Sorry, I meant "serious rifling."
     
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    That man must have one loose asshole.
    i bet he can hide other men inside him.
     
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    One thing's for sure: he won't have any problems smuggling cigarettes into prison.
     
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    FUCKIN.......WIN....
     
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    I wonder how many animals were put to death to make that thing.
     
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    u mean cuban harvesters?
     
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    Wait, wait, wait! I got another one! I'm sure he'll be showing off his big guns inside. Soon he'll be top gun there. He needs to remember to be the first to draw his pistol or he'll misfire. I don't know where I'm going with this.

    http://www.dead-philosophers.com/comics/2010-06-08-sigfucius.jpg

    Exactly.