Oh fuck they had to touch it afterwards?? Disgusting. Also, that gun is fucking huge. My guess is, he had a lot of practice sticking large objects into his rectum.
Possible scenarios: 1) He farts and shoots himself in the foot. 2) He bends over to pick up a food stamp he dropped, and shoots the nigger behind him in the unemployment line.
Wait, wait, wait! I got another one! I'm sure he'll be showing off his big guns inside. Soon he'll be top gun there. He needs to remember to be the first to draw his pistol or he'll misfire. I don't know where I'm going with this. http://www.dead-philosophers.com/comics/2010-06-08-sigfucius.jpg Exactly.