Man called 911 his prostitute was so ugly.

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  1. SWfan

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    She IS ugly, but errybody knows prostitute =/= supermodel.
     
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    HELLO POLICE? I COULDN'T GET LAID!

    What a dumb fuck, he should have called the firefighters.
     
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    i dont blame him one bit. you call whoever you gotta call.
     
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    The only appropriate response in this situation is to throw acid in her face or hold her face against a lit stove. Make the whore die screaming in pain.
     
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    Here we say "A hole is a hole, and a dick is blind"
     
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    If you're fucking an angry feminist, call some sexist police officers.
    If you're fucking a burn victim, call the firemen.
    If you're fucking a toothed-vagina lady call the paramedics.
    If you're fucking a corpse, call ghostbusters.
     
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    If you're fucking a furry, call Animal Control.
    If you're fucking a brony, call Animal Control.
    If you're fucking an inmate, call the warden.
    If you're fucking doll, call @Trixie.
     
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    If you're fucking the warden, call jailbot.
     
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    Or Mistress.
     
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    Back in my day, whores maintained a strong relationship with their customers through honesty.

    Moral decline of society.
     
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    @Trixie You fat tub of cheese curds.
    Respond to me, pls. How did your surgery go?
    Are you less obese or do you still eat like yolo?
    that rhymed
     
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    This is such a depressing news story. I don't know what's more depressing: The idea of a really ugly prostitute or a really attractive prostitute.
     
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    That's the goddamn truth. It all went down somewhere in the 70's. The women's liberation movement really gave prostitutes the idea that even the ugliest of them could score a night with monetarily privileged men such as myself. I remember going to gentlemen clubs in '52 and it was a real fancy place. You know, the whole English manor look. It had its own staff, and it was really like a hotel, except that the main attractions were lively, young women, who could play piano, sing, and play girlfriend who also happened to screw you as a matter of business. It wasn't cheap, but it sure was worth it.
     
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    Wait, what?
     
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    He meant on Route 52.
     
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    Thanks for enlightening me (but I still think you're a dipshit)
     
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    I may be French but unlike you I have the balls to tell where I come from, while you keep talking about your tribe without mentioning what tribe it is.

    Speaking of my balls, here is a photo of them with your name on it.

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