Man assaulted by Oompa Loompas

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  1. RiKio

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    Source: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/...aracters_n_2392997.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

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    soy un vago de mierda....
    If I see one of these fuckers on the street, I would take not chances, I will beat them up right on the spot, fucking midgets.
     
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    (Scumhook)
    Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo,
    I’ve got a perfect puzzle for you.
    Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-dee,
    If you are wise you’ll listen to me.
    What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
    Eating as much as an elephant eats.
    What are you at getting terribly fat?
    What do you think will come of that?
    I don't like the look of it
    Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-da,
    Given good manners you will go far.
    You will live in happiness too,
    Like the oompa loompa do-ba-dee-doo.
    Do-ba-dee-doo

    (Trixie)
    Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo,
    I’ve got another puzzle for you.
    Oompa Loompa, do-ba-da-dee,
    If you are wise you’ll listen to me.
    Gum chewing’s fine when it’s once in a while.
    It stops you from smoking and brightens your smile.
    But it’s repulsive revolting and wrong.
    Chewing and chewing all day long.
    The way that a cow does
    Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-da,
    Given good manners you will go far.
    You will live in happiness too,
    Like the oompa loompa do-ba-dee-doo.

    (Oddguy)
    Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
    I've got another puzzle for you
    Oompa Loompa doompadee dee
    If you are wise you will listen to me
    Who do you blame when your kid is a brat
    Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat?
    Blaming the kids is a lion of shame
    You know exactly who's to blame:
    The mother and the father!
    Oompa Loompa doompadee dah
    If you're not spoiled then you will go far
    You will live in happiness too
    Like the Oompa Loompa doompadee do

    (The Member Formerly Known As Baya Rae 4900)
    Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
    I've got another puzzle for you
    Oompa Loompa doompa dah dee
    If you are wise you'll listen to me
    What do you get from a glut of TV?
    A pain in the neck and an IQ of three
    Why don't you try simply reading a book?
    Or could you just not bear to look?
    You'll get no
    You'll get no
    You'll get no
    You'll get no
    You'll get no commercials
    Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dah
    If you're not greedy you will go far
    You will live in happiness too
    Like the Oompa
    Oompa Loompa doompadee do
     
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    Too lazy to rewrite lyrics; perhaps later.
     
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    Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo,
    We're going to beat the shit out of you