Man accused of having fish sex photo

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  1. Harpoons

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    http://www.kentonline.co.uk/kentonline/news/2011-1/june/21/sentence_date_for_paul_wright.aspx

    It's always better to be a paedo than 'that guy who wanks over people sticking their dicks in fish'
     
  2. Negi Springfield

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    That's profoundly messed up.

    Maybe someone should tell him how much less respect he'll get in prison when the fellow inmates find out he's a pedo. Nobody likes a pedo in prison, so he's gonna find out the hard way. Well shit sucks for him.
     
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    I don't know whether I pity Him and or hate Him....
     
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    Go away dude nobody likes you.

    On topic: Fish fail or fish WIN??
    But really... how can you be so desperate as to have sex with a fish.
    It smells like a fish... it looks like a fish... and slippery and slimey like a fish.
    I just... I can't even... I don't even... how could you... why would you... just...
    So many fucking questions dude!
     
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    i agree with fumo
    why would you even
     
  6. m450n_yuno

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    Jimmy Carr said:
    "If you're a necrophiliac, pedophile that was into bestiality, would you fuck an omelette?"
     
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    Well, If he's happy with that fish, then that's him. Let him go to the sea and fuck all the fishies he can.
     
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    That made my day. I literally laughed as hard as I could in a public library.
    Just wow.
     
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    "Less respect"? He'll be lucky to get through receiving without getting stabbed. Most molesters get sent to special custody prison with other molesters.
     
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    Even other scum need somebody to look down upon. Pedos aren't too popular in prison.
     
  12. Harpoons

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    I would love to stick my cock in this dolphin's mouth.

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    This seems hilariously relevant.
     
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    I see what you did there.
     
  15. Lucky

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    Dammit you faggot I was going to post that.
     
  16. Count Trollula

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    This story seems a little...fishy.
     
  17. Harpoons

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    And get to enjoy each other's special brand of attention
     
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    why i have the perfect image for this is beyond me.
     
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  22. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Was just thinking that..
    The guy in the photo clearly has his pants up, i doubt he would be doing it through an open fly zlipper, if you were gonna fuck a fish you would get naked to avoid ruining your clothes.
    What you have there is a dude who was staging the pose for comedic value, notice that the waist of his pants are above his hips, they are still on.
     
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    or sticking fish
     
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    Fucking fishes isnt kosher!
     
  27. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Eating fish isn't kosher it's like cunnilingus.
     
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    Well reaping isn't kosher and do something with fishes is really not good just just... bad you know?
     
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    why settle for the mouth? dolphins willingly engage in sexual activity with humans, just make sure to bring your scuba gear with you.
     
  30. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Fucking fish is kosher, just don't fuck any crabs or clams or swine, in other words pig fucking is NOT kosher, nor is fucking any animal that has cloven feet and does not chew it's cud.