Making light of BAD SHIT

Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by Atomic_Joe, Jan 5, 2012.

  1. Atomic_Joe

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    Oh yes... make light of bad shit...

    You laugh, YOU WIN!

    http://www.m0ar.org/6187

    Play laong with me now, don't be prude little bitches.
     
  2. MrGask

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    I was active duty when that happened, and I really just wanted to cheer.
     
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    i was a highschool dropout that had been awake all night listening to megadeth in the garage smoking pot
    that 'i got my head checked by a jumbo jet' song came on the radio and i FREAKED out on the song like it had some insane importance [i was high as fuck]

    the next morning i was STILL listening to megadeth, the track that starts "i dont want to set the world on fiiiiiiire" and then the bomb noises and my mom yells "OH SHIT COME CHECK THIS OUT!"

    and blammo, buildings exploding. i laughed it off and thought it was weird that i had been tripping so hard on that 'jumbo jet' song from the night before... and only later realized the impact it would have on my life.

    [being none whatsoever because i dont watch the news and only ever hear about this faggy shit when im on facebook or EDF..]
     
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    I remember getting in trouble for saying Jenga. I didn't realize at the time that I was being disrespectful. I just saw a falling tower, and I owned a Jenga set. I put the two together. That's what I get for making connections.
     
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    It's not just about football

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    no oddguy, you never win.
     
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    It's not just about football

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    It's like she's eating her soul or something.
     
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    She has no soul to eat.
     
  11. Moscow

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    It's not just about football

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    touche
     
  12. Atomic_Joe

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    RUN, MERYL STREEP, RUN!
     
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    I bet that car builder dude taught her that move.
     
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    i just noticed this...

    is that your sad excuse for an insult? you rat eating fat faggot?
    is that the best you can do? do you have some kind of brain damage,or did you just get up in the morning today and decide on committing yourself to being utterly retarded? when you are not already preoccupied with fingering your mother and sucking your landlords dick for an extension on the rent.

    How 'bout this: Next time you see a comment be me and feel the need to respond with something hurtful and insulting,take a moment to remember that you are a wit lacking,humor deficient barely functioning autistic,and keep whatever you have to say to yourself.
    Or,better yet,why don't you save us all the torture of reading you insipid and inane posts,by getting a comically large file,like the ones you see used in cartoons to cut prison bars,and file your fucking hands down to a couple of bloody stumps so that you can never post again.

    How do you feel about that,pumpkin ?
     
  15. Atomic_Joe

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    You take these softchats out of my thread, retard.
     
  16. Atomic_Joe

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    [​IMG]

    Come, ride the Hindenberg! You'll have a gasser of a time! You'll practically explode with delight!
     
  17. oddguy

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    You pooped in my thread.
    It's only fair.
     
  18. Atomic_Joe

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    I pooped in a SHITPOST thread.

    Don't you dare start claiming not to be shitpost king.
     
  19. oddguy

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    i'm sorry... are you challenging me for the title of shittiest shit poster ?
     
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    London's falling in-to the underground
    Now that war is declared and-and battle come down
     
  21. Atomic_Joe

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    Nope. I've been there, done that, and gotten all the medals.

    You aren't grasping the terminology.

    KING Shit-Poster: POSTS PICTURES OF SHIT.

    Shitpost King: King of shitposts.
     
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    oh wow. talk about getting butthurt over nothing.
     
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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    When the Fukushima Power plant in japan went critical i blurted out in front of my concerned family/Workmates.

    "I fucking love Godzilla!"
     
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    You should've just reminded them about Pearl Harbour.
     
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    OH THE HILARITY
    but apparently we shouldn't care about the Hindenberg because it was owned by Nazi's
    you can even see the swastika on the lower fin.
     
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    WWWEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Auschwitz apartments where comfort ends in a smokestack
     
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    Talk about affordable housing!
     
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    HIS ONLY REGRET IS THAT HE HAD NO TIME TO SPRAY PAINT MOTHAFUCKAS ON THE BUILDING ON THE WAY DOWN.

    OI VEI MY FRIEND, I TOLD YOU THAT IF WE ALL QUADRUPLED UP IN HERE WE WOULD SAVE A PRETTY PENNY, IT AIN'T KOSHER BUT WHAT THE HEY, I CAN INVEST THIS MONEY WISELY AND ENJOY A NICE LOVELY KOSHER PIECE OF FISH, OR A LIGHT CASSEROLE.
     
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    This pictute is actually upside down.
    It's really a pic of Superman flying up while taking off his clark kent costume.